Slimefoot and Squee (Commander) - Expensive Aristocrats

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Josh Nelson
Aug 6, 2025
5 Magic Characters Who Deserved Better Story Treatment
For every Gerrard or Jace in the Magic story, there's also a Zagorka and a Feroz. Here are five characters who deserved better!
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Archidekt
Commander Spellbook
Moxfield
Scryfall
MTGStocks
The Soul Stone
17% of 6 decks +16% synergy
Faller's Faithful
10% of 10 decks +10% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Sprouting Thrinax
80% of 129 decks +75% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
81% of 129 decks +73% synergy
Golgari Germination
74% of 129 decks +71% synergy
Artifact Mutation
74% of 129 decks +68% synergy
Pitiless Plunderer
81% of 129 decks +68% synergy
Tendershoot Dryad
71% of 129 decks +67% synergy
Goblin Bombardment
78% of 129 decks +66% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
77% of 129 decks +64% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
74% of 129 decks +63% synergy
Slimefoot, the Stowaway
66% of 129 decks +63% synergy
Top Cards
Ignoble Hierarch
85% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Skullclamp
78% of 129 decks +63% synergy
Viscera Seer
75% of 129 decks +63% synergy
Eternal Witness
74% of 129 decks +45% synergy
Birds of Paradise
71% of 129 decks +38% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
71% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Entomb
66% of 129 decks +54% synergy
Zulaport Cutthroat
66% of 129 decks +56% synergy
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
65% of 129 decks +50% synergy
Mayhem Devil
64% of 129 decks +39% synergy
Game Changers
Deflecting Swat
43% of 129 decks +27% synergy
Demonic Tutor
42% of 129 decks +25% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
34% of 129 decks +21% synergy
Gaea's Cradle
23% of 129 decks +20% synergy
Ancient Tomb
19% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Worldly Tutor
19% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Survival of the Fittest
17% of 129 decks +15% synergy
Orcish Bowmasters
16% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Gamble
14% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Mox Diamond
11% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Creatures
Warren Soultrader
63% of 73 decks +55% synergy
Blood Artist
63% of 129 decks +53% synergy
Nemata, Primeval Warden
59% of 129 decks +56% synergy
Syr Konrad, the Grim
57% of 129 decks +46% synergy
Undercellar Myconid
53% of 129 decks +51% synergy
Mycoloth
53% of 129 decks +49% synergy
Sakura-Tribe Elder
51% of 129 decks +15% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
48% of 129 decks +39% synergy
Anger
47% of 129 decks +28% synergy
Braids, Arisen Nightmare
46% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Ziatora, the Incinerator
43% of 129 decks +26% synergy
Mirkwood Bats
43% of 129 decks +29% synergy
Carrion Feeder
42% of 129 decks +38% synergy
Protean Hulk
41% of 129 decks +35% synergy
Brightcap Badger
40% of 65 decks +39% synergy
Dockside Extortionist
36% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Verdant Force
36% of 129 decks +34% synergy
Wight of the Reliquary
32% of 76 decks +26% synergy
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
31% of 129 decks +28% synergy
Bloom Tender
30% of 129 decks +24% synergy
Razaketh, the Foulblooded
30% of 129 decks +29% synergy
Delighted Halfling
30% of 129 decks +18% synergy
Utopia Mycon
29% of 129 decks +28% synergy
Infested Thrinax
27% of 73 decks +25% synergy
Reclamation Sage
26% of 129 decks +21% synergy
Deathrite Shaman
26% of 129 decks +14% synergy
Butcher of Malakir
26% of 129 decks +21% synergy
Elves of Deep Shadow
23% of 129 decks +13% synergy
Mahadi, Emporium Master
22% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Cankerbloom
22% of 129 decks +18% synergy
Accursed Marauder
22% of 73 decks +15% synergy
Chainer, Nightmare Adept
22% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Ruthless Technomancer
21% of 129 decks +13% synergy
Fauna Shaman
20% of 129 decks +15% synergy
Stitcher's Supplier
20% of 129 decks +11% synergy
The Mycotyrant
20% of 115 decks +19% synergy
Archon of Cruelty
19% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Sheoldred
19% of 129 decks +17% synergy
Overlord of the Balemurk
19% of 57 decks +16% synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
18% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Hermit Druid
17% of 129 decks +14% synergy
Disciple of Freyalise
16% of 73 decks +9% synergy
Ravenous Chupacabra
16% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Insidious Fungus
16% of 57 decks +13% synergy
Sporemound
16% of 129 decks +14% synergy
Craterhoof Behemoth
16% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Massacre Wurm
16% of 129 decks +11% synergy
Apex Altisaur
15% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Vaultborn Tyrant
14% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Enduring Vitality
14% of 57 decks +12% synergy
Instants
Village Rites
55% of 129 decks +45% synergy
Beast Within
48% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
46% of 129 decks +41% synergy
Deadly Dispute
43% of 129 decks +27% synergy
Deadly Rollick
39% of 129 decks +27% synergy
Heroic Intervention
33% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Thrill of Possibility
28% of 129 decks +19% synergy
Abrupt Decay
25% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Nasty End
25% of 129 decks +22% synergy
Chaos Warp
24% of 129 decks -3% synergy
Fungal Rebirth
19% of 129 decks +18% synergy
Dark Ritual
16% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Nature's Claim
16% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Saw in Half
16% of 129 decks +11% synergy
Terminate
14% of 129 decks -12% synergy
Noxious Revival
12% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Flare of Malice
12% of 73 decks +11% synergy
Demand Answers
12% of 110 decks +6% synergy
Veil of Summer
11% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Culling the Weak
11% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Malakir Rebirth
10% of 129 decks +0% synergy
Flare of Duplication
10% of 73 decks +8% synergy
Grisly Salvage
9% of 129 decks -1% synergy
Pyroblast
9% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Red Elemental Blast
7% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Revitalizing Repast
7% of 73 decks -3% synergy
Cabal Ritual
6% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Yuna's Whistle
6% of 17 decks +6% synergy
Fell the Profane
5% of 73 decks -1% synergy
Tragic Slip
5% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Desperate Measures
5% of 19 decks +5% synergy
Sorceries
Faithless Looting
63% of 129 decks +42% synergy
Buried Alive
60% of 129 decks +47% synergy
Reanimate
55% of 129 decks +34% synergy
Victimize
52% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Nature's Lore
50% of 129 decks +13% synergy
Blasphemous Act
50% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Three Visits
43% of 129 decks +18% synergy
Farseek
43% of 129 decks -4% synergy
Diabolic Intent
40% of 129 decks +29% synergy
Toxic Deluge
32% of 129 decks +15% synergy
Eldritch Evolution
26% of 129 decks +20% synergy
Rise of the Witch-king
24% of 129 decks +17% synergy
Bala Ged Recovery
19% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Dread Return
16% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Cultivate
16% of 129 decks -27% synergy
Living Death
15% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Vandalblast
14% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Rampant Growth
13% of 129 decks -22% synergy
Flare of Cultivation
13% of 87 decks +10% synergy
Finale of Devastation
12% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Nature's Rhythm
11% of 18 decks +9% synergy
Jeska's Will
11% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Culling Ritual
11% of 129 decks -1% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
9% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Life from the Loam
9% of 129 decks -2% synergy
Blasphemous Edict
9% of 46 decks +2% synergy
Lively Dirge
9% of 81 decks +5% synergy
Beseech the Mirror
9% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Wheel of Fortune
9% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Unearth
8% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Damnation
8% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Unmarked Grave
7% of 129 decks +2% synergy
Life's Legacy
7% of 129 decks +0% synergy
Natural Order
7% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Kodama's Reach
6% of 129 decks -21% synergy
Worthy Cost
6% of 18 decks +5% synergy
Cathartic Reunion
5% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Imperial Seal
5% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Agadeem's Awakening
5% of 129 decks +2% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Altar of Dementia
61% of 129 decks +56% synergy
Birthing Pod
22% of 129 decks +17% synergy
Palantír of Orthanc
11% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Lightning Greaves
10% of 129 decks -15% synergy
The One Ring
9% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
9% of 129 decks +6% synergy
The Great Henge
8% of 129 decks +1% synergy
The Skullspore Nexus
7% of 124 decks +0% synergy
Wishclaw Talisman
7% of 129 decks +3% synergy
The Earth Crystal
7% of 15 decks +5% synergy
The Darkness Crystal
6% of 17 decks +5% synergy
Maskwood Nexus
5% of 129 decks -0% synergy
Brass's Tunnel-Grinder
5% of 114 decks +2% synergy
Enchantments
Greater Good
43% of 129 decks +28% synergy
Insidious Roots
35% of 94 decks +31% synergy
Impact Tremors
34% of 129 decks +27% synergy
Necrogenesis
34% of 129 decks +33% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
33% of 129 decks +25% synergy
The Meathook Massacre
30% of 129 decks +27% synergy
Animate Dead
23% of 129 decks +13% synergy
Parallel Lives
22% of 129 decks +16% synergy
Saproling Cluster
21% of 129 decks +20% synergy
Sylvan Library
21% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Ripples of Undeath
19% of 73 decks +10% synergy
Sneak Attack
17% of 129 decks +13% synergy
Doubling Season
16% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Bastion of Remembrance
15% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Grave Pact
15% of 129 decks +11% synergy
Dictate of Erebos
15% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Black Market Connections
14% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Birthing Ritual
12% of 73 decks +8% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
12% of 129 decks +10% synergy
Chthonian Nightmare
11% of 75 decks +8% synergy
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
7% of 57 decks +6% synergy
Cryptolith Rite
7% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Underworld Breach
7% of 129 decks +2% synergy
Guardian Project
7% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Night Soil
7% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Rhythm of the Wild
7% of 129 decks -13% synergy
Fungal Plots
6% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Bitter Reunion
6% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Riveteers Ascendancy
6% of 129 decks -7% synergy
Wild Growth
6% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Utopia Sprawl
5% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Necromancy
5% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Teval's Judgment
5% of 19 decks +3% synergy
Planeswalkers
Grist, the Hunger Tide
12% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Utility Lands
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
61% of 129 decks +40% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
59% of 129 decks +39% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
57% of 129 decks +38% synergy
High Market
47% of 129 decks +42% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
41% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Bojuka Bog
39% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Shifting Woodland
29% of 73 decks +17% synergy
Cabal Coffers
14% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Reliquary Tower
14% of 129 decks -5% synergy
Spymaster's Vault
11% of 73 decks +9% synergy
Urza's Saga
10% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Grim Backwoods
8% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Field of the Dead
6% of 129 decks -2% synergy
Geier Reach Sanitarium
5% of 129 decks +2% synergy
Strip Mine
5% of 129 decks -2% synergy
Kishla Village
5% of 19 decks +4% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
84% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Arcane Signet
77% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Fellwar Stone
12% of 129 decks -1% synergy
Mana Crypt
12% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Lotus Petal
12% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Chrome Mox
11% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
9% of 129 decks -3% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
9% of 129 decks -6% synergy
Mana Vault
7% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Talisman of Impulse
7% of 129 decks -5% synergy
Golgari Signet
5% of 129 decks -6% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
96% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Forest
95% of 129 decks -0% synergy
Swamp
92% of 129 decks -2% synergy
Mountain
91% of 129 decks -3% synergy
Stomping Ground
90% of 129 decks +41% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
90% of 129 decks +42% synergy
Blood Crypt
89% of 129 decks +44% synergy
Bayou
81% of 129 decks +68% synergy
Verdant Catacombs
81% of 129 decks +44% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
80% of 129 decks +30% synergy
Bloodstained Mire
79% of 129 decks +43% synergy
Wooded Foothills
78% of 129 decks +42% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
76% of 129 decks +44% synergy
Taiga
74% of 129 decks +61% synergy
Luxury Suite
73% of 129 decks +44% synergy
Badlands
72% of 129 decks +60% synergy
Spire Garden
70% of 129 decks +40% synergy
Exotic Orchard
50% of 129 decks +2% synergy
Underground Mortuary
42% of 96 decks +25% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
39% of 129 decks +7% synergy
Commercial District
36% of 96 decks +20% synergy
Raucous Theater
32% of 96 decks +17% synergy
Dragonskull Summit
31% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Rockfall Vale
24% of 129 decks -0% synergy
Rootbound Crag
22% of 129 decks -5% synergy
Mana Confluence
22% of 129 decks +14% synergy
Savage Lands
21% of 129 decks -24% synergy
City of Brass
20% of 129 decks +12% synergy
Deathcap Glade
20% of 129 decks +5% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
19% of 129 decks -7% synergy
Bala Ged Recovery
19% of 129 decks +9% synergy
Cinder Glade
18% of 129 decks -30% synergy
Haunted Ridge
17% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Disciple of Freyalise
16% of 73 decks +9% synergy
Smoldering Marsh
16% of 129 decks -27% synergy
Prismatic Vista
16% of 129 decks +8% synergy
Karplusan Forest
16% of 129 decks -5% synergy
Windswept Heath
15% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Misty Rainforest
14% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Sulfurous Springs
14% of 129 decks -5% synergy
Polluted Delta
12% of 129 decks +3% synergy
Fabled Passage
11% of 129 decks -10% synergy
Snow-Covered Swamp
11% of 129 decks +6% synergy
Marsh Flats
11% of 129 decks +1% synergy
Malakir Rebirth
10% of 129 decks +0% synergy
Boggart Trawler
10% of 73 decks +7% synergy
Reflecting Pool
9% of 129 decks +4% synergy
Arid Mesa
9% of 129 decks -1% synergy
Blazemire Verge
9% of 57 decks +1% synergy
Thornspire Verge
9% of 57 decks +1% synergy