Slimefoot and Squee (Commander) - Aristocrats

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Josh Nelson
Aug 6, 2025
5 Magic Characters Who Deserved Better Story Treatment
For every Gerrard or Jace in the Magic story, there's also a Zagorka and a Feroz. Here are five characters who deserved better!
Deck Filters
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Archidekt
Commander Spellbook
Moxfield
Scryfall
MTGStocks
Umbral Collar Zealot
36% of 67 decks +34% synergy
Icetill Explorer
6% of 66 decks -19% synergy
Web of Life and Destiny
5% of 20 decks +4% synergy
Alpharael, Stonechosen
4% of 67 decks +4% synergy
Sothera, the Supervoid
4% of 81 decks +3% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Golgari Germination
76% of 1295 decks +73% synergy
Sprouting Thrinax
75% of 1295 decks +71% synergy
Artifact Mutation
74% of 1295 decks +68% synergy
Nemata, Primeval Warden
69% of 1295 decks +66% synergy
Goblin Bombardment
74% of 1295 decks +63% synergy
Viscera Seer
75% of 1295 decks +63% synergy
Slimefoot, the Stowaway
65% of 1295 decks +63% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
72% of 1295 decks +59% synergy
Undercellar Myconid
61% of 1295 decks +59% synergy
Syr Konrad, the Grim
70% of 1295 decks +58% synergy
Top Cards
Faithless Looting
74% of 1295 decks +54% synergy
Ignoble Hierarch
73% of 1295 decks +18% synergy
Skullclamp
71% of 1295 decks +55% synergy
Pitiless Plunderer
69% of 1295 decks +56% synergy
Eternal Witness
68% of 1295 decks +39% synergy
Zulaport Cutthroat
66% of 1295 decks +56% synergy
Victimize
65% of 1295 decks +44% synergy
Sakura-Tribe Elder
65% of 1295 decks +28% synergy
Tendershoot Dryad
61% of 1295 decks +58% synergy
Blood Artist
59% of 1295 decks +50% synergy
Game Changers
Demonic Tutor
13% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Deflecting Swat
11% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
9% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Gamble
8% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Worldly Tutor
6% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Creatures
Mycoloth
57% of 1295 decks +53% synergy
Ziatora, the Incinerator
57% of 1295 decks +40% synergy
Mayhem Devil
56% of 1295 decks +31% synergy
Anger
52% of 1295 decks +33% synergy
Mirkwood Bats
50% of 1295 decks +36% synergy
Carrion Feeder
49% of 1295 decks +45% synergy
Birds of Paradise
47% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
47% of 1295 decks +38% synergy
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
46% of 1295 decks +30% synergy
Warren Soultrader
45% of 744 decks +37% synergy
Verdant Force
43% of 1295 decks +41% synergy
Braids, Arisen Nightmare
42% of 1295 decks +26% synergy
Chainer, Nightmare Adept
39% of 1295 decks +26% synergy
Mahadi, Emporium Master
39% of 1295 decks +28% synergy
Butcher of Malakir
38% of 1295 decks +34% synergy
Brightcap Badger
37% of 608 decks +35% synergy
Wight of the Reliquary
37% of 788 decks +32% synergy
Infested Thrinax
30% of 720 decks +28% synergy
Stitcher's Supplier
30% of 1295 decks +21% synergy
Cankerbloom
29% of 1295 decks +24% synergy
Reclamation Sage
29% of 1295 decks +23% synergy
Utopia Mycon
28% of 1295 decks +27% synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
28% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Vile Entomber
28% of 1295 decks +23% synergy
Protean Hulk
27% of 1295 decks +21% synergy
Accursed Marauder
27% of 727 decks +20% synergy
Flayer of the Hatebound
26% of 1295 decks +24% synergy
Fauna Shaman
24% of 1295 decks +18% synergy
The Mycotyrant
23% of 1193 decks +21% synergy
Skull Prophet
21% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Ravenous Chupacabra
21% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Disciple of Bolas
20% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Gruff Triplets
20% of 1295 decks +17% synergy
Massacre Wurm
19% of 1295 decks +15% synergy
Ruthless Technomancer
19% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Plaguecrafter
19% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Razaketh, the Foulblooded
18% of 1295 decks +17% synergy
Apex Altisaur
18% of 1295 decks +16% synergy
Hermit Druid
17% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Sporemound
17% of 1295 decks +16% synergy
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
16% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
The Gitrog, Ravenous Ride
15% of 854 decks +12% synergy
Insidious Fungus
15% of 503 decks +13% synergy
Combustible Gearhulk
15% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Elves of Deep Shadow
15% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Ulasht, the Hate Seed
14% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Dockside Extortionist
14% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Archon of Cruelty
14% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Enduring Vitality
13% of 495 decks +11% synergy
Deathrite Shaman
13% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Instants
Village Rites
56% of 1295 decks +46% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
52% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Beast Within
52% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
49% of 1295 decks +45% synergy
Entomb
46% of 1295 decks +34% synergy
Deadly Dispute
45% of 1295 decks +29% synergy
Thrill of Possibility
41% of 1295 decks +32% synergy
Nasty End
33% of 1295 decks +30% synergy
Chaos Warp
32% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Fungal Rebirth
25% of 1295 decks +23% synergy
Terminate
21% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Heroic Intervention
16% of 1295 decks -10% synergy
Demand Answers
15% of 1094 decks +9% synergy
Putrefy
13% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Grisly Salvage
13% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Abrupt Decay
12% of 1295 decks -0% synergy
Deadly Rollick
12% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Flare of Malice
9% of 745 decks +7% synergy
Tragic Slip
9% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
Nature's Claim
8% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Tear Asunder
7% of 1295 decks -3% synergy
Plumb the Forbidden
7% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Malakir Rebirth
7% of 1295 decks -3% synergy
Big Score
7% of 1295 decks -2% synergy
Saw in Half
7% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Dark Ritual
7% of 1295 decks -6% synergy
Bitter Triumph
6% of 1168 decks +3% synergy
Fell the Profane
5% of 744 decks -1% synergy
Sorceries
Blasphemous Act
54% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Buried Alive
54% of 1295 decks +41% synergy
Farseek
51% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Nature's Lore
44% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Cultivate
38% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Rise of the Witch-king
38% of 1295 decks +31% synergy
Reanimate
34% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Rampant Growth
31% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Three Visits
26% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Diabolic Intent
24% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Toxic Deluge
19% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Living Death
18% of 1295 decks +10% synergy
Dread Return
18% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Kodama's Reach
17% of 1295 decks -10% synergy
Blasphemous Edict
14% of 375 decks +7% synergy
Cathartic Reunion
13% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Eldritch Evolution
12% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Bala Ged Recovery
12% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Flare of Cultivation
12% of 923 decks +9% synergy
Unmarked Grave
11% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
11% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Squirming Emergence
10% of 1181 decks +9% synergy
Bone Shards
9% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Vandalblast
9% of 1295 decks -2% synergy
Culling Ritual
8% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Primal Growth
7% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Lich-Knights' Conquest
7% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Jarad's Orders
7% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Saproling Symbiosis
7% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Unearth
7% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Damnation
6% of 1295 decks -0% synergy
Lively Dirge
6% of 844 decks +3% synergy
Tormenting Voice
6% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Life's Legacy
6% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Life from the Loam
5% of 1295 decks -6% synergy
Fungal Sprouting
5% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Phyrexian Altar
57% of 1295 decks +49% synergy
Altar of Dementia
52% of 1295 decks +47% synergy
Birthing Pod
15% of 1295 decks +10% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
10% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
Brass's Tunnel-Grinder
9% of 1183 decks +6% synergy
Palantír of Orthanc
9% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
The Skullspore Nexus
8% of 1260 decks +1% synergy
Conduit of Worlds
8% of 1295 decks -2% synergy
Lightning Greaves
7% of 1295 decks -17% synergy
Matzalantli, the Great Door
6% of 1193 decks +4% synergy
The Golden Throne
6% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Enchantments
Greater Good
44% of 1295 decks +29% synergy
Insidious Roots
43% of 993 decks +40% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
43% of 1295 decks +35% synergy
Saproling Cluster
35% of 1295 decks +34% synergy
Necrogenesis
35% of 1295 decks +33% synergy
Impact Tremors
30% of 1295 decks +23% synergy
Ripples of Undeath
16% of 737 decks +7% synergy
Sneak Attack
16% of 1295 decks +12% synergy
Riveteers Ascendancy
15% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Bastion of Remembrance
15% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Animate Dead
14% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Grave Pact
13% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
The Meathook Massacre
13% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
Bitter Reunion
12% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
Fungal Plots
9% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
Dictate of Erebos
9% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Guardian Project
9% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Parallel Lives
9% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Sylvan Library
8% of 1295 decks -0% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
7% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Rhythm of the Wild
7% of 1295 decks -13% synergy
Vampiric Rites
7% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Evolutionary Leap
7% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Black Market Connections
6% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Chthonian Nightmare
6% of 781 decks +4% synergy
Doubling Season
6% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Cryptolith Rite
6% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Birthing Ritual
6% of 737 decks +1% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
6% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall
5% of 506 decks +4% synergy
Planeswalkers
Grist, the Hunger Tide
11% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Utility Lands
Bojuka Bog
42% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
High Market
38% of 1295 decks +34% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
38% of 1295 decks +28% synergy
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
23% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
19% of 1295 decks +0% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
19% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
18% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Shifting Woodland
13% of 742 decks +2% synergy
Grim Backwoods
12% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
Reliquary Tower
11% of 1295 decks -8% synergy
Spymaster's Vault
9% of 744 decks +7% synergy
Geier Reach Sanitarium
8% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Dakmor Salvage
7% of 1295 decks -4% synergy
Cabal Coffers
7% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Kessig Wolf Run
5% of 1295 decks -17% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
82% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Arcane Signet
77% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Golgari Signet
18% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
Fellwar Stone
13% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Rakdos Signet
10% of 1295 decks -0% synergy
Gruul Signet
10% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
8% of 1295 decks -6% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
7% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Talisman of Impulse
7% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
7% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Commander's Sphere
5% of 1295 decks -5% synergy
Lands
Forest
98% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Swamp
98% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Mountain
96% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Command Tower
94% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Exotic Orchard
62% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
57% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Savage Lands
54% of 1295 decks +9% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
51% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
51% of 1295 decks +19% synergy
Cinder Glade
51% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Stomping Ground
48% of 1295 decks -1% synergy
Blood Crypt
47% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Smoldering Marsh
46% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
45% of 1295 decks +13% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
44% of 1295 decks +18% synergy
Dragonskull Summit
40% of 1295 decks +10% synergy
Spire Garden
40% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Luxury Suite
40% of 1295 decks +11% synergy
Rockfall Vale
39% of 1295 decks +14% synergy
Rootbound Crag
33% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Verdant Catacombs
33% of 1295 decks -3% synergy
Wooded Foothills
30% of 1295 decks -6% synergy
Commercial District
30% of 1009 decks +13% synergy
Bloodstained Mire
30% of 1295 decks -7% synergy
Raucous Theater
29% of 1006 decks +13% synergy
Underground Mortuary
29% of 1009 decks +12% synergy
Karplusan Forest
28% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
Sulfurous Springs
27% of 1295 decks +8% synergy
Evolving Wilds
26% of 1295 decks -6% synergy
Twisted Landscape
22% of 723 decks -5% synergy
Deathcap Glade
21% of 1295 decks +6% synergy
Path of Ancestry
21% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
19% of 1295 decks -7% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
18% of 1295 decks +5% synergy
Haunted Ridge
18% of 1295 decks +4% synergy
Temple of Malady
18% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Riveteers Overlook
17% of 1295 decks -10% synergy
Temple of Abandon
14% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Fabled Passage
14% of 1295 decks -7% synergy
Game Trail
14% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Gruul Turf
13% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Darkbore Pathway
13% of 1295 decks +7% synergy
Rakdos Carnarium
12% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Foreboding Ruins
12% of 1295 decks +3% synergy
Bala Ged Recovery
12% of 1295 decks +2% synergy
Temple of Malice
11% of 1295 decks +1% synergy
Myriad Landscape
11% of 1295 decks -7% synergy
Wastewood Verge
11% of 180 decks +5% synergy
Disciple of Freyalise
10% of 744 decks +2% synergy
Blazemire Verge
10% of 506 decks +3% synergy