Sokrates, Athenian Teacher (Commander) - Expensive Wheels

Michael Celani
How They Brew It - 2024 Jank Rank
Michael Celani of How They Brew It reviews the jankiest Commander cards of 2024 in this end of year wrap up.
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Archidekt
Commander Spellbook
Moxfield
Scryfall
MTGStocks
Floodfarm Verge
70% of 23 decks +24% synergy
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room
65% of 17 decks +46% synergy
Marvin, Murderous Mimic
45% of 20 decks +41% synergy
The Mindskinner
25% of 20 decks +23% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Scrawling Crawler
93% of 14 decks +78% synergy
Psychosis Crawler
78% of 83 decks +71% synergy
Minamo, School at Water's Edge
78% of 83 decks +71% synergy
Body of Knowledge
71% of 83 decks +68% synergy
Chasm Skulker
69% of 83 decks +64% synergy
Wizard Class
71% of 83 decks +64% synergy
Emrakul's Messenger
65% of 71 decks +61% synergy
Shabraz, the Skyshark
65% of 83 decks +60% synergy
Wedding Ring
63% of 83 decks +60% synergy
Laboratory Maniac
66% of 83 decks +60% synergy
Top Cards
Smothering Tithe
88% of 83 decks +58% synergy
Teferi's Protection
78% of 83 decks +59% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
76% of 83 decks +4% synergy
Windfall
73% of 83 decks +59% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
73% of 83 decks +46% synergy
Consecrated Sphinx
66% of 83 decks +59% synergy
Rhystic Study
66% of 83 decks +38% synergy
Path to Exile
66% of 83 decks +14% synergy
Faerie Mastermind
65% of 83 decks +55% synergy
Drumbellower
64% of 83 decks +53% synergy
Creatures
Clinquant Skymage
75% of 4 decks +65% synergy
Mischievous Mystic
75% of 4 decks +63% synergy
The Council of Four
61% of 83 decks +54% synergy
Twenty-Toed Toad
61% of 33 decks +54% synergy
Kami of the Crescent Moon
58% of 83 decks +52% synergy
Homunculus Horde
57% of 14 decks +45% synergy
Esper Sentinel
57% of 83 decks +35% synergy
Silent Arbiter
53% of 83 decks +50% synergy
Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
53% of 83 decks +49% synergy
Alandra, Sky Dreamer
51% of 83 decks +47% synergy
Triskaidekaphile
49% of 83 decks +44% synergy
The Second Doctor
46% of 83 decks +42% synergy
Loran of the Third Path
45% of 83 decks +32% synergy
Hydroelectric Specimen
38% of 60 decks +27% synergy
Ioreth of the Healing House
36% of 83 decks +34% synergy
Mangara, the Diplomat
35% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Thassa's Oracle
35% of 83 decks +30% synergy
Grand Abolisher
35% of 83 decks +25% synergy
The Watcher in the Water
34% of 83 decks +32% synergy
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
34% of 83 decks +23% synergy
Witch Enchanter
32% of 76 decks +14% synergy
Heliod, the Radiant Dawn
29% of 83 decks +25% synergy
Alluring Siren
28% of 83 decks +27% synergy
Prince Imrahil the Fair
27% of 83 decks +21% synergy
Toothy, Imaginary Friend
25% of 83 decks +24% synergy
Kelpie Guide
20% of 83 decks +18% synergy
Jace's Archivist
20% of 83 decks +18% synergy
Viseling
19% of 83 decks +19% synergy
Suppressor Skyguard
17% of 81 decks +15% synergy
Ledger Shredder
17% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Oneirophage
14% of 83 decks +14% synergy
Azor's Elocutors
14% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
14% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Windborn Muse
14% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Vizier of Tumbling Sands
13% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Pollywog Prodigy
12% of 33 decks +7% synergy
Master of Ceremonies
12% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Nadir Kraken
12% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Flumph
12% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Aphetto Alchemist
11% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Fog Bank
11% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
11% of 83 decks -15% synergy
Duelist of the Mind
10% of 78 decks +10% synergy
Eidolon of Rhetoric
10% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Minn, Wily Illusionist
10% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Drannith Magistrate
10% of 83 decks +1% synergy
Claim Jumper
9% of 77 decks +2% synergy
Kitsa, Otterball Elite
9% of 34 decks +7% synergy
Faramir, Prince of Ithilien
7% of 83 decks +4% synergy
Kiyomaro, First to Stand
6% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Instants
Arcane Denial
61% of 83 decks +36% synergy
Everybody Lives!
55% of 83 decks +53% synergy
Dovin's Veto
55% of 83 decks +19% synergy
Counterspell
53% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Mana Drain
49% of 83 decks +34% synergy
Fierce Guardianship
48% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Generous Gift
47% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Enlightened Tutor
40% of 83 decks +20% synergy
Sink into Stupor
36% of 75 decks +18% synergy
Dawn's Truce
31% of 35 decks +16% synergy
Brainstorm
31% of 83 decks +11% synergy
An Offer You Can't Refuse
30% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Swan Song
29% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Mystical Tutor
24% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Force of Will
22% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Negate
18% of 83 decks -11% synergy
Render Silent
17% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Force of Negation
17% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Strix Serenade
15% of 75 decks +5% synergy
Final Showdown
13% of 78 decks +8% synergy
Permission Denied
12% of 82 decks +3% synergy
Perch Protection
12% of 33 decks +6% synergy
Words of Wisdom
12% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Silence
12% of 83 decks +4% synergy
Pongify
12% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Dramatic Reversal
10% of 83 decks -1% synergy
Frantic Search
10% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
10% of 83 decks -11% synergy
Long River's Pull
9% of 35 decks +3% synergy
Flare of Denial
8% of 77 decks +5% synergy
Orim's Chant
7% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Union of the Third Path
7% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Reprieve
7% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Opt
7% of 83 decks -4% synergy
Razorgrass Ambush
7% of 75 decks +3% synergy
No More Lies
6% of 82 decks -2% synergy
Angel's Grace
6% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Hindering Light
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Aetherize
6% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Flare of Fortitude
5% of 76 decks +1% synergy
Sorceries
Farewell
61% of 83 decks +42% synergy
Approach of the Second Sun
60% of 83 decks +43% synergy
Sea Gate Restoration
49% of 83 decks +43% synergy
Supreme Verdict
45% of 83 decks +16% synergy
Cut a Deal
31% of 83 decks +27% synergy
Minds Aglow
22% of 83 decks +19% synergy
Austere Command
19% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Ponder
16% of 83 decks +4% synergy
Fractured Identity
12% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Secret Rendezvous
12% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Starfall Invocation
11% of 35 decks +4% synergy
Prosperity
11% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Idyllic Tutor
11% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Season of the Burrow
9% of 35 decks +8% synergy
Council's Judgment
8% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Wrath of God
7% of 83 decks -1% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Folio of Fancies
52% of 83 decks +48% synergy
Howling Mine
51% of 83 decks +44% synergy
Sting, the Glinting Dagger
34% of 83 decks +32% synergy
Thousand-Year Elixir
34% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Font of Mythos
34% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Lightning Greaves
29% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Caduceus, Staff of Hermes
27% of 52 decks +24% synergy
The One Ring
24% of 83 decks +15% synergy
Ivory Tower
23% of 83 decks +21% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
22% of 83 decks -4% synergy
Venser's Journal
20% of 83 decks +17% synergy
Alhammarret's Archive
18% of 83 decks +14% synergy
Iron Maiden
17% of 83 decks +16% synergy
Crawlspace
16% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Temple Bell
14% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Spellbook
13% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Brotherhood Regalia
13% of 46 decks +12% synergy
Black Vise
11% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Sapphire Medallion
11% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Teferi's Puzzle Box
10% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Ebony Owl Netsuke
8% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Magewright's Stone
8% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Sword of War and Peace
8% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Unbender Tine
7% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Illusionist's Bracers
7% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Archaeomancer's Map
6% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Isochron Scepter
6% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Argent Dais
6% of 71 decks +5% synergy
Enchantments
Teferi's Ageless Insight
57% of 83 decks +49% synergy
Propaganda
57% of 83 decks +36% synergy
Ghostly Prison
54% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Freed from the Real
48% of 83 decks +46% synergy
Psychic Corrosion
47% of 83 decks +45% synergy
Ominous Seas
46% of 83 decks +41% synergy
Forced Fruition
41% of 83 decks +38% synergy
Proft's Eidetic Memory
33% of 81 decks +28% synergy
Trouble in Pairs
31% of 81 decks +24% synergy
Mystic Remora
30% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Dictate of Kruphix
29% of 83 decks +24% synergy
Duelist's Heritage
27% of 83 decks +24% synergy
Fall of the First Civilization
26% of 46 decks +25% synergy
Pemmin's Aura
22% of 83 decks +21% synergy
Land Tax
22% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Nerd Rage
20% of 80 decks +18% synergy
Struggle for Project Purity
19% of 80 decks +16% synergy
Darksteel Mutation
17% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Leyline of Anticipation
16% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Sphinx's Tutelage
14% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Solitary Confinement
13% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Monologue Tax
13% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Knowledge Is Power
11% of 81 decks +8% synergy
Teferi's Tutelage
11% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Psychic Possession
10% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Rest in Peace
10% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Well of Ideas
8% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Deafening Silence
8% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Court of Cunning
7% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Dissipation Field
7% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Sphere of Safety
7% of 83 decks +2% synergy
Blind Obedience
7% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Hoofprints of the Stag
6% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Telepathy
6% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Curse of Verbosity
6% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Smuggler's Share
6% of 83 decks +4% synergy
Rule of Law
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Planeswalkers
Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
47% of 83 decks +42% synergy
Narset, Parter of Veils
28% of 83 decks +19% synergy
Teferi, Temporal Pilgrim
20% of 83 decks +17% synergy
Teferi, Hero of Dominaria
13% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Mordenkainen
12% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Jace Beleren
10% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Teferi, Time Raveler
7% of 83 decks -3% synergy
Teferi, Master of Time
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Utility Lands
Reliquary Tower
95% of 83 decks +47% synergy
Maze of Ith
55% of 83 decks +50% synergy
Otawara, Soaring City
54% of 83 decks +34% synergy
Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
36% of 83 decks +31% synergy
Mystic Sanctuary
35% of 83 decks +14% synergy
Hall of Heliod's Generosity
27% of 83 decks +21% synergy
Rogue's Passage
25% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Geier Reach Sanitarium
19% of 83 decks +15% synergy
Academy Ruins
17% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Urza's Saga
17% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Kor Haven
14% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Rivendell
14% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Ancient Tomb
14% of 83 decks +5% synergy
Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
14% of 83 decks +2% synergy
Arcane Lighthouse
12% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Temple of the False God
11% of 83 decks +2% synergy
Restless Anchorage
7% of 82 decks -4% synergy
Cephalid Coliseum
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
86% of 83 decks -3% synergy
Thought Vessel
84% of 83 decks +42% synergy
Arcane Signet
81% of 83 decks -5% synergy
Misleading Signpost
47% of 83 decks +44% synergy
Decanter of Endless Water
47% of 83 decks +33% synergy
Talisman of Progress
43% of 83 decks -3% synergy
Azorius Signet
41% of 83 decks -24% synergy
Patriar's Seal
30% of 83 decks +28% synergy
Fellwar Stone
22% of 83 decks -10% synergy
Mana Crypt
16% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Midnight Clock
12% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Mind Stone
12% of 83 decks -19% synergy
Chrome Mox
7% of 83 decks +1% synergy
Mox Opal
7% of 83 decks +1% synergy
Thran Dynamo
6% of 83 decks -1% synergy
Lands
Hallowed Fountain
92% of 83 decks +45% synergy
Command Tower
89% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Tundra
88% of 83 decks +76% synergy
Glacial Fortress
84% of 83 decks +30% synergy
Sea of Clouds
80% of 83 decks +37% synergy
Flooded Strand
76% of 83 decks +48% synergy
Prairie Stream
63% of 83 decks -5% synergy
Deserted Beach
57% of 83 decks +21% synergy
Meticulous Archive
48% of 82 decks +25% synergy
Hengegate Pathway
46% of 83 decks +24% synergy
Adarkar Wastes
43% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Nimbus Maze
34% of 83 decks +8% synergy
Azorius Chancery
34% of 83 decks -6% synergy
Temple of Enlightenment
34% of 83 decks -8% synergy
Mystic Gate
30% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Port Town
29% of 83 decks -21% synergy
Skycloud Expanse
24% of 83 decks -10% synergy
Marsh Flats
20% of 83 decks +13% synergy
Arid Mesa
19% of 83 decks +12% synergy
Scalding Tarn
19% of 83 decks +11% synergy
Misty Rainforest
18% of 83 decks +10% synergy
Exotic Orchard
18% of 83 decks -10% synergy
Polluted Delta
17% of 83 decks +9% synergy
Irrigated Farmland
14% of 83 decks -8% synergy
Prismatic Vista
13% of 83 decks +7% synergy
Windswept Heath
13% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Seachrome Coast
11% of 83 decks -2% synergy
Plaza of Heroes
8% of 83 decks +6% synergy
Fabled Passage
8% of 83 decks +0% synergy
Myriad Landscape
8% of 83 decks -13% synergy
Cavern of Souls
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Reflecting Pool
6% of 83 decks +3% synergy
Gemstone Caverns
6% of 83 decks +2% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
6% of 83 decks -6% synergy
Evolving Wilds
6% of 83 decks -11% synergy