Slimefoot and Squee (Commander) - Optimized Aristocrats

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Josh Nelson
Aug 6, 2025
5 Magic Characters Who Deserved Better Story Treatment
For every Gerrard or Jace in the Magic story, there's also a Zagorka and a Feroz. Here are five characters who deserved better!
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The Soul Stone
18%inclusion3 decks17 decks
14%synergy
Common Crook
6.7%inclusion1 decks15 decks
5%synergy
High Synergy Cards
Pitiless Plunderer
80%inclusion24 decks30 decks
66%synergy
Warren Soultrader
73%inclusion22 decks30 decks
65%synergy
Phyrexian Altar
70%inclusion21 decks30 decks
62%synergy
Skullclamp
77%inclusion23 decks30 decks
62%synergy
Zulaport Cutthroat
63%inclusion19 decks30 decks
54%synergy
Goblin Bombardment
63%inclusion19 decks30 decks
53%synergy
Sprouting Thrinax
57%inclusion17 decks30 decks
52%synergy
Reanimate
70%inclusion21 decks30 decks
48%synergy
Blood Artist
57%inclusion17 decks30 decks
47%synergy
Golgari Germination
50%inclusion15 decks30 decks
47%synergy
Top Cards
Ignoble Hierarch
80%inclusion24 decks30 decks
25%synergy
Assassin's Trophy
70%inclusion21 decks30 decks
29%synergy
Eternal Witness
67%inclusion20 decks30 decks
38%synergy
Mayhem Devil
60%inclusion18 decks30 decks
34%synergy
Birds of Paradise
60%inclusion18 decks30 decks
27%synergy
Ashnod's Altar
57%inclusion17 decks30 decks
45%synergy
Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
57%inclusion17 decks30 decks
39%synergy
Entomb
53%inclusion16 decks30 decks
41%synergy
Faithless Looting
53%inclusion16 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Diabolic Intent
50%inclusion15 decks30 decks
40%synergy
Game Changers
Demonic Tutor
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
26%synergy
Orcish Bowmasters
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
30%synergy
Vampiric Tutor
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
24%synergy
Gamble
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
23%synergy
Worldly Tutor
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
20%synergy
Opposition Agent
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Braids, Cabal Minion
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Survival of the Fittest
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Bolas's Citadel
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Chrome Mox
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Creatures
Undercellar Myconid
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
45%synergy
Viscera Seer
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
35%synergy
Elves of Deep Shadow
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Syr Konrad, the Grim
40%inclusion12 decks30 decks
29%synergy
Deathrite Shaman
40%inclusion12 decks30 decks
28%synergy
Protean Hulk
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
30%synergy
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
34%synergy
Tendershoot Dryad
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Sakura-Tribe Elder
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
1%synergy
Mirkwood Bats
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
20%synergy
Wight of the Reliquary
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
28%synergy
Braids, Arisen Nightmare
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Slimefoot, the Stowaway
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
31%synergy
Anger
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Razaketh, the Foulblooded
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
28%synergy
Reclamation Sage
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
21%synergy
Hoarding Broodlord
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
25%synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Stitcher's Supplier
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Chatterfang, Squirrel General
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Delighted Halfling
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Bloom Tender
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Plaguecrafter
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Llanowar Elves
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Fauna Shaman
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Mycoloth
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Nemata, Primeval Warden
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
20%synergy
Carrion Feeder
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
20%synergy
Butcher of Malakir
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Umbral Collar Zealot
21%inclusion4 decks19 decks
18%synergy
Hermit Druid
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
16%synergy
Priest of Forgotten Gods
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Verdant Force
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Imperial Recruiter
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Sling-Gang Lieutenant
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Vile Entomber
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
16%synergy
Ziatora, the Incinerator
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Dauthi Voidwalker
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Skirk Prospector
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Chainer, Nightmare Adept
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Mahadi, Emporium Master
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Ruthless Technomancer
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Disciple of Freyalise
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Purphoros, God of the Forge
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
13%synergy
Gray Merchant of Asphodel
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Utopia Mycon
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
15%synergy
Boggart Trawler
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Accursed Marauder
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER
15%inclusion4 decks26 decks
13%synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
-3%synergy
Instants
Artifact Mutation
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
37%synergy
Deadly Dispute
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Deflecting Swat
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Deadly Rollick
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Abrupt Decay
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Saw in Half
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
22%synergy
Dark Ritual
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Chaos Warp
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-9%synergy
Thrill of Possibility
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Village Rites
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Beast Within
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-25%synergy
Noxious Revival
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Corrupted Conviction
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Red Elemental Blast
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Veil of Summer
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Heroic Intervention
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
-13%synergy
Crop Rotation
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Malakir Rebirth
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Fungal Rebirth
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Culling the Weak
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Nature's Claim
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Pyroblast
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Nasty End
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Flare of Duplication
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Autumn's Veil
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Untimely Malfunction
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Force of Vigor
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Imp's Mischief
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Cabal Ritual
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Terminate
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
-16%synergy
Chord of Calling
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Tragic Slip
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Demand Answers
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Fated Return
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Flare of Malice
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Fatal Frenzy
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Pile On
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Consign to Dust
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Sprout Swarm
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Lightning Bolt
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Infernal Grasp
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Plumb the Forbidden
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Rakdos Charm
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-7%synergy
Tibalt's Trickery
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Burnt Offering
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Grisly Salvage
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-4%synergy
Gravkill
5.3%inclusion1 decks19 decks
5%synergy
Sorceries
Buried Alive
50%inclusion15 decks30 decks
37%synergy
Victimize
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
21%synergy
Eldritch Evolution
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
30%synergy
Blasphemous Act
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
-8%synergy
Nature's Lore
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
-7%synergy
Farseek
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
-21%synergy
Toxic Deluge
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Living Death
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
15%synergy
Culling Ritual
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Three Visits
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-8%synergy
Dread Return
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Finale of Devastation
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Rise of the Witch-king
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Beseech the Mirror
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Unmarked Grave
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Flare of Cultivation
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Unearth
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Agadeem's Awakening
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Bala Ged Recovery
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
0%synergy
Life from the Loam
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Nature's Rhythm
6.9%inclusion2 decks29 decks
4%synergy
Lively Dirge
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Feed the Swarm
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Natural Order
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Jarad's Orders
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Brass's Bounty
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Damnation
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
0%synergy
Cultivate
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-36%synergy
Decree of Pain
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Decimate
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Final Parting
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
In Garruk's Wake
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Mana Geyser
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Insatiable Avarice
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Malevolent Rumble
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Squirming Emergence
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Grim Tutor
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Taste of Death
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Utility Artifacts
Altar of Dementia
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
32%synergy
Birthing Pod
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
19%synergy
The Great Henge
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Palantír of Orthanc
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Wishclaw Talisman
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Lightning Greaves
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
-14%synergy
Spine of Ish Sah
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Mesmeric Orb
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
The One Ring
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Tamiyo's Journal
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Hammer of Purphoros
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Witch's Oven
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Animation Module
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Brass's Tunnel-Grinder
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Idol of Oblivion
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Bucknard's Everfull Purse
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Enchantments
Ripples of Undeath
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
28%synergy
The Meathook Massacre
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
27%synergy
Impact Tremors
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Greater Good
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Grave Pact
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
13%synergy
Wild Growth
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Animate Dead
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Black Market Connections
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Insidious Roots
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
13%synergy
Utopia Sprawl
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Birthing Ritual
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Out of the Tombs
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Necromancy
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Dictate of Erebos
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Chthonian Nightmare
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Sneak Attack
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Saproling Cluster
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Sylvan Library
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Bastion of Remembrance
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Dreadhorde Invasion
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Ghirapur Aether Grid
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Carpet of Flowers
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Underworld Breach
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Riveteers Ascendancy
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-7%synergy
Parallel Lives
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
1%synergy
Necropotence
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Blood Moon
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Pattern of Rebirth
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Guardian Project
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Curse of Opulence
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Food Chain
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Echoing Assault
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Outpost Siege
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Planeswalkers
Grist, the Hunger Tide
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Liliana, Dreadhorde General
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Angrath, Captain of Chaos
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Garruk, Apex Predator
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Utility Lands
Phyrexian Tower
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
37%synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
23%synergy
Bojuka Bog
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
37%inclusion11 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
12%synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
30%inclusion9 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Shifting Woodland
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
15%synergy
High Market
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Spymaster's Vault
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
18%synergy
Ancient Tomb
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Grim Backwoods
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Emergence Zone
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Geier Reach Sanitarium
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Field of the Dead
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
2%synergy
Westvale Abbey
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Mortuary Mire
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Witch's Cottage
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Reliquary Tower
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-13%synergy
Strip Mine
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Evendo, Waking Haven
5.3%inclusion1 decks19 decks
1%synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
80%inclusion24 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Arcane Signet
67%inclusion20 decks30 decks
-2%synergy
Fellwar Stone
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
1%synergy
Lotus Petal
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Talisman of Impulse
10%inclusion3 decks30 decks
-2%synergy
Golgari Signet
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-4%synergy
Rakdos Signet
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-3%synergy
Talisman of Resilience
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-8%synergy
Gruul Signet
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
-4%synergy
Mana Vault
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Thought Vessel
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
1%synergy
Mox Diamond
6.7%inclusion2 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Lands
Command Tower
97%inclusion29 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Swamp
93%inclusion28 decks30 decks
-1%synergy
Forest
93%inclusion28 decks30 decks
-2%synergy
Mountain
90%inclusion27 decks30 decks
-4%synergy
Stomping Ground
80%inclusion24 decks30 decks
31%synergy
Blood Crypt
77%inclusion23 decks30 decks
32%synergy
Overgrown Tomb
73%inclusion22 decks30 decks
26%synergy
Bloodstained Mire
70%inclusion21 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Wooded Foothills
67%inclusion20 decks30 decks
30%synergy
Verdant Catacombs
60%inclusion18 decks30 decks
24%synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
60%inclusion18 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Dragonskull Summit
53%inclusion16 decks30 decks
23%synergy
Underground Mortuary
50%inclusion15 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Commercial District
50%inclusion15 decks30 decks
33%synergy
Llanowar Wastes
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
20%synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
16%synergy
Luxury Suite
47%inclusion14 decks30 decks
19%synergy
Raucous Theater
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
28%synergy
Exotic Orchard
43%inclusion13 decks30 decks
-4%synergy
Spire Garden
40%inclusion12 decks30 decks
11%synergy
Woodland Cemetery
40%inclusion12 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Windswept Heath
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
22%synergy
Rootbound Crag
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
5%synergy
Sulfurous Springs
33%inclusion10 decks30 decks
13%synergy
Wastewood Verge
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
21%synergy
Marsh Flats
27%inclusion8 decks30 decks
17%synergy
Evolving Wilds
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
-9%synergy
Blazemire Verge
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
16%synergy
Cinder Glade
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
-25%synergy
Polluted Delta
23%inclusion7 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Badlands
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Misty Rainforest
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Smoldering Marsh
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
-24%synergy
Bayou
20%inclusion6 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Lazotep Quarry
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
16%synergy
Taiga
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
4%synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-10%synergy
Disciple of Freyalise
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Boggart Trawler
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
14%synergy
Thornspire Verge
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Savage Lands
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-28%synergy
Karplusan Forest
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
-5%synergy
Arid Mesa
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
7%synergy
Scalding Tarn
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
8%synergy
Mana Confluence
17%inclusion5 decks30 decks
10%synergy
Prismatic Vista
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
6%synergy
Rakdos Carnarium
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Bloodfell Caves
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy
Malakir Rebirth
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
3%synergy
Rugged Highlands
13%inclusion4 decks30 decks
9%synergy