Mind Bend - Azorius Ping

by
Jeremy Podczerwinski
Jeremy Podczerwinski
Mind Bend - Azorius Ping
(Samite ArcherSamite Archer | Art by Scott M. Fischer)

Blast from the Past

“A mage must be precise as well as potent; cautious, as well as clever.”

—Zur the Enchanter

Sometimes, you need to go back to where it all began to know where you are going in the future.

I began writing Mind Bend with the goal of breaking down the conventional notions of deckbuilding and the color pie in order to forge new ground outside the confines of the already established. This month, I'm turning back the clock to focus on something that was established in Magic's early days but has since lost favor with the creative team behind the game.

I'm curious to see if we can revive an old strategy that has since moved on to another color. For this experiment, I've selected blue direct damage, which was represented in cards like Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer, all the way back in Alpha.

Prodigal Sorcerer

In the beginning of this great game, blue could really do everything - including dealing damage directly to creatures and players. Sometimes, that damage hurt you, like in the case of Psionic BlastPsionic Blast, another blue direct damage spell from Magic's first set. I guess the philosophy at the time was that mind mages can think really, really hard and that somehow translates into physical damage.

For the sake of gameplay, Wizards of the Coast revoked blue's license to kill so that other colors could shine. You didn't see much by way of Psionic BlastPsionic Blast after the first few sets, but you did see numerous Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer iterations, resulting in around 10+ unique versions of the effect.

Zuran Spellcaster
Rootwater Hunter

It's surprising how many of these "pingers," as they are commonly nicknamed, are represented in mono-blue alone. It's enough to craft a deck around. To add to our opponents' surprise that we're dealing damage outside of red, why not add white, so that we're doubly red's enemy? These colors are in stark contrast to the place these effects reside in the current Magic philosophy. In dusting off some of these Psionic BlastPsionic Blasts from the past, we'll throw our opponents for a loop, plus we get to play one more pinger: Samite ArcherSamite Archer.

Samite Archer


Hurts So Good

Let's first look at what EDHREC has to say about pingers in the modern Commander landscape.

In case you didn't know, Scryfall is a fantastic database for Magic: the Gathering cards. It even includes a feature that allows you to order search results according to EDHREC's deck data. I ran a search to find any and all pingers, and the first one on the list that's similar to Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer is Goblin SharpshooterGoblin Sharpshooter. There are a few creatures that rank higher than it, but they're either commanders, have a large mana cost, or don't hit both creatures and players.

Goblin Sharpshooter

What's interesting is that Goblin SharpshooterGoblin Sharpshooter's EDHREC page has a clear Goblin spin. Its top three commanders are the following:

Wort, Boggart Auntie
Pashalik Mons
Krenko, Mob Boss

We'll have to dig a bit deeper on this one to find our inspiration. Let's check out the red version of Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer - Prodigal PyromancerProdigal Pyromancer - to see what we find.

Much better.


Pain for Gain

The High Synergy Cards section is filled with red pingers like Vulshok SorcererVulshok Sorcerer, Cunning SparkmageCunning Sparkmage, and Vithian StingerVithian Stinger, not to mention our friend Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer.

Vulshok Sorcerer
Cunning Sparkmage
Vithian Stinger

Red's side of the party seems to be bringing more of the tapping pain, whereas many of the other cards are focused on creatures that also tap for great effect, like Arcanis the OmnipotentArcanis the Omnipotent and Viashino HereticViashino Heretic, or give you extra untaps, like FatestitcherFatestitcher and Kiora's FollowerKiora's Follower.

Lucky for us, the strategy revealed by Prodigal PyromancerProdigal Pyromancer's EDHREC page is quite simple.

  1. Pack the deck full of pingers.
  2. Find ways to untap them more than once in a turn cycle.
  3. Abuse those untaps with effects that care about dealing any kind of damage, not just in combat.

Bringing the Heat

You've previously seen some of the pingers we have in our blue-white arsenal, and they share mostly the same traits - each costs 3 mana, has one or two creature types, and has a particular activation cost that may vary from pinger to pinger. You have one group that can tap for damage whenever you'd like (think Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer), and then you have others that cannot:

Apprentice Sorcerer
Capricious Sorcerer
Wu Longbowman

In the team above, you can get as much use out of them as you do Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer, as long as you do it before declaring your attack step. We'll have to make sure that our gameplan has ways to mitigate this drawback.

Other pingers have more upside, though:

Fledgling Mawcor
Reveka, Wizard Savant
Suq'Ata Firewalker

Most of these upsides are minor, but still important to note. Fledgling MawcorFledgling Mawcor has flying, and its Morph ability allows us to pay its casting cost over the course of a few turns. Reveka, Wizard SavantReveka, Wizard Savant can hit a target for two damage instead of one, with the drawback being that it won't untap during your next untap step, which we'll have to mitigate. Suq'Ata FirewalkerSuq'Ata Firewalker has a little bit of added protection, just to spite red decks a little more.


Efficient Assassins

Our army of little pingers might not seem like much, but this strategy really opens up when you see what payoffs a deck like this can run.

First, we have easy ways to control the board:

Basilisk Collar
Gorgon Flail
Gorgon's Head

Basilisk CollarBasilisk Collar, Gorgon FlailGorgon Flail, and Gorgon's HeadGorgon's Head all give our pingers an important ability: deathtouch. What this does is turn our team into skilled hitmen, ready to snipe any and all problem creatures without fail. Just one damage from a Basilisk CollarBasilisk Collared-up Rootwater HunterRootwater Hunter is enough to send all but indestructible creatures to the grave.

Perhaps we want to mow down an entire board at once. We have ways of doing that too:

Godhead of Awe
Polymorphist's Jest

Godhead of AweGodhead of Awe turns every creature, even the giant ones, into mere mortals with death waiting right around the corner via a Thornwind FaeriesThornwind Faeries blast. It also has the added bonus of giving stompy and go-tall decks a Psionic BlastPsionic Blast-level headache.

Polymorphist's JestPolymorphist's Jest might be a one-shot effect, but it follows in the vein of format gem Sudden SpoilingSudden Spoiling. We can de-power an opponent's board, making their creatures irrelevant for a turn and setting us up with a way to take out some normally hard-to-kill targets. Purphoros, God of the ForgePurphoros, God of the Forge and all the other pesky Gods peppering Magic's history will be but dust upon which to tread on our path to victory.


Take Control

Charisma
Willbreaker

When we're not straight-up slaughtering out opponent's creatures, why not just convince them to come over to our side? In this deck, CharismaCharisma and WillbreakerWillbreaker both essentially do the same thing: deal one damage to a creature that can survive a swift breeze, and force them to slide over to our side of the table.


The Hits Keep Coming

Of course, we can't just stop at controlling which creatures stay on our opponents' sides of the board. We've got other ways to put our pingers to work!

Curiosity
Ophidian Eye
Swans of Bryn Argoll

CuriosityCuriosity and Ophidian EyeOphidian Eye trade damage to our opponents for cards in our hand, which is about as sweet of a deal as you can get. The fun continues with perennial punching bag Swans of Bryn ArgollSwans of Bryn Argoll. Nothing more fun that smacking that 4/3 flyer over and over again for more and more cards.

Darien, King of Kjeldor

Darien gives us a nice way to trade some life for blockers, or possibly even for an impromptu army should we need one.

Corrupted Conscience
Grafted Exoskeleton

Of course, we will need to close out the game, so why not employ some Infect tech? Strap one of these onto one of the many pingers in the deck and make finishing off opponents a simpler task.


Working Overtime

So far, our creatures can only hit once per turn cycle. That's not going to cut it in Commander; we need to go big.

Gideon, Martial Paragon
Jace, Ingenious Mind-Mage
Intruder Alarm

If this were a month ago, we'd be talking about Paradox EngineParadox Engine first and foremost. However, as we all know by now, the Engine was too good for, well, its own good, and got struck by the ban hammer.

So, in its stead, we'll welcome a couple familiar faces from recent Planeswalker Decks: Gideon, Martial ParagonGideon, Martial Paragon and Jace, Ingenious Mind-MageJace, Ingenious Mind-Mage. Somehow, we have not one, but two preconstructed Planeswalker Deck planeswalkers that untap our entire team as a plus ability. What's even better is that their other abilities actually aren't awful: Jace gives us extra cards and can steal some creatures in the late game, while Gideon can get into the red zone or maybe turn our pingers into attacking threats.

Of course, Intruder AlarmIntruder Alarm is bonkers. We can get an extra round of damage in for each creature anyone plays, plus we can outright kill players if Darien, King of KjeldorDarien, King of Kjeldor is on the board. How? We tap all but one of our pingers, targeting a single player. With the final pinger, we ping ourselves for one, causing Darien's ability to trigger and a token to be created, which causes Intruder AlarmIntruder Alarm's ability to trigger, untapping all of our creatures, allowing for another round of pinging.

Freed from the Real
Pemmin's Aura

Both Freed from the RealFreed from the Real and Pemmin's AuraPemmin's Aura turn each blue mana we have laying around into extra points of damage to any target; talk about efficient!


Another Engine

Going deeper, we can play the well-known combo of Isochron ScepterIsochron Scepter and Dramatic ReversalDramatic Reversal. Putting this combo together turns even a single Prodigal SorcererProdigal Sorcerer into a win. To add to this strategy, there are a few creatures and instants that do a decent job of replicating this interaction.

Energy Arc
To Arms!

Energy ArcEnergy Arc untaps our team and is a FogFog when we need it. To Arms!To Arms! is a cantrip that fits under Isochron ScepterIsochron Scepter quite nicely.

Elite Arcanist
Kaho, Minamo Historian

Elite ArcanistElite Arcanist and Kaho, Minamo HistorianKaho, Minamo Historian each do a fine impression of Isochron ScepterIsochron Scepter. The Archanist can repeatedly untap itself when one of the aforementioned instants is imprinted on it. Kaho, Minamo HistorianKaho, Minamo Historian might only give us a single untap, but we can also tuck a few counters or removal spells under as insurance.

Statecraft

One last card I'd like to talk about is StatecraftStatecraft. It doesn't fit into the above categories, but fits perfectly into our deck. Since our creatures are quite puny, StatecraftStatecraft gives us a way to fend off attacks with pseudo-indestructible blockers before hitting whatever targets we'd like.


A Family Affair

To lead the deck, I found one more Planeswalker Deck face card I wanted to include: Teferi, TimebenderTeferi, Timebender. Once he was slotted it, it seemed only fitting to select Niambi, Faithful HealerNiambi, Faithful Healer as the commander.

Niambi, Faithful Healer
Teferi, Timebender

Teferi's daughter can fetch up the Timebender himself, which gives the deck extra gas. Teferi, TimebenderTeferi, Timebender can untap our creatures, draw us additional cards, and his ultimate gives us another turn to deal even more damage. All three are relevant abilities for the deck. Plus, outside of Teferi getting exiled, we can always find him again with our commander.

As a plus, I find it hilarious that Niambi is a "Faithful Healer" and we're using her to lead a deck meant to deal lots of damage.


Azorius Ping

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Commander (1)

Pingers (11)

Creature Control (7)

Damage Abuse (6)

Untappers (10)

Card Quality (7)

Tech (10)

Ramp (13)

Land (35)

Niambi, Faithful Healer


Back to the Present

In the end, I've built something that's teetering on the edge of enjoyably playable. Perhaps we'll see some pingers come back to blue in the future? Or, perhaps more likely, we'll get a few cards that help this strategy along in other ways. What those cards are, I don't know, but maybe they're already out there and I missed them.

Either way, it's been fun resurrecting an old Magic strategy.

See you again next time for more color-bent insanity!

Jeremy Podczerwinski

Jeremy is a data analyst in his hometown of Chicago. He is the commissioner of a Commander league at a local LGS, Near Mint Games. He is also a board member for AnimeChicago, an non-profit anime club for adults, and an avid craft beer fan.

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