(The MimeoplasmThe Mimeoplasm | Art by Svetlin Velinov)
Melding, Smelting, Molding, Smoldering...
Greetings and salutations from a place currently dripping in unwanted humidity (don't ask)! I'm Arnaud, and I'm thrilled to take you once more on a journey of inexpensive brews, unusual cards, neat statistics and possibly some neat EDHREC features.
We have a lot to talk about this time. Before we move on to the commander you chose, I'd like to address the other poll. The one on price.
First and foremost, thank you very much for your participation. I was hoping for significant figures to take a decision, and you did not disappoint. At the time of writing, while the poll is still open, I'm confident enough to publish the results, which speak for themselves.
62% of you spoke in favor of a little more flexibility regarding the $1 threshold, opening the way to cards worth up to $1.10, or a 10% margin. 31% voted against that change. And finally, 6.6% bravely asked about dinner. To those 12 voters, I'll gladly serve some freshly baked focaccia if and when we meet in person.
On a more serious note though, the path is clear. From now on, I'll possibly include some cards that cost a teensy bit more than the official threshold. That does not mean all of these pricey cards will be included in each and every build. I'll only consider them if I feel they add some real spice to the build. Don't expect more established and boring staples, but instead janky and fun cards. And to be clear, this is the final mark. No more flexibility after this, planeswalker's word.
Now, on to the commanders.
It was a tight race. While Galea, Kindler of HopeGalea, Kindler of Hope clearly did not spark too much interest (16%), Baru, WurmspeakerBaru, Wurmspeaker and The MimeoplasmThe Mimeoplasm were extremely close, earning respectively 89 (40%) and 97 votes (44%). Wurm lovers, don't despair, I might throw the name back in the basket in the future. Being the happy owner of such one deck, I can confirm it's as silly as sometimes scarily powerful. And proudly playing a Craw WurmCraw Wurm is priceless.
Which leaves us with our winner.
Boy this brings back memories. The MimeoplasmThe Mimeoplasm is among the first cards Wizards edited specifically for our format, in the first commander precons back in 2011. While it has lost a bit of its lustre as years went by, it's still a fairly popular monstrosity, boasting close to 5200 decks, and with good reason.
This Ooze is a scary combination of whatever craziness you mad lads want to make it. The most classic meld involve SkittlesSkittles with a big body, but there are several other fun possibilities to explore.
Funnily enough, graveyard shenanigans are not the most featured theme on its page, that honor befalls to Oozes.
As usual, let's dump everything from the commander's page onto Archidekt, adding the additional cards from the Budget section for good measure.
396 cards of beauty. Shall we?
First Trim - The Cardboard Chainsaw Massacre
As mentioned in the intro, the cuts this time will be ever so slightly different. We'll still cut everything worth more than $1, but allow a potential few exceptions within the $1.10 range if deemed too fun to pass by. Anything else shall and will leave this place at once!
That's more than 100 cards out of the way already, but that was the easy part. Now, to have a look at the best cards that almost made it, but that are still too expensive:
- Phyrexian ArenaPhyrexian Arena: Can you believe this is down to $1.16? Seems crazy to me. And that Phyrexian edition is gorgeous!
- Whispering MadnessWhispering Madness: Wheeling over and over seems like a good plan to fill the graveyard with shenanigans.
- Fauna ShamanFauna Shaman: Get a creature in the bin and pick another from my deck? Is it Christmas already?
- Necrotic OozeNecrotic Ooze: A notorious combo machine. Not really my jam, but I can see the appeal.
- Swiftfoot BootsSwiftfoot Boots: I feel like the price of this thing swings more than a see-saw during a hurricane.
- Hydra's GrowthHydra's Growth: A neat way to make our commander lethal much quicker.
- Impervious GreatwurmImpervious Greatwurm: Awwwwww, I really really wanted to add that!
- Dreamborn MuseDreamborn Muse: I still consider this to be an underrated gem. Mill your opponents' best cards while filling yours with goodies. Granted, that also helps other necromancers.
This leaves us with the following, tottering between $1 and $1.10.
The outs:
- In Garruk's WakeIn Garruk's Wake: Just too mana intensive.
- Dark RitualDark Ritual: Boooring.
- Oran-Rief, the VastwoodOran-Rief, the Vastwood: In this deck, one counter won't make much of a difference.
- Emergent UltimatumEmergent Ultimatum: This is a fantastic card, one that I like a lot. But it's also a card with the potential for unwanted tutored combos, and that's really a direction I'd like to avoid in this series.
The keeps:
- Likeness LooterLikeness Looter: An weaker alternative to our commander, with some looting attached.
- Sepulchral PrimordialSepulchral Primordial: A solid Plan B
- Skull Prophet: Ramp and mill, I'll keep that.
Bear in mind that nothing ensures these three cards will make it through the final cuts. But it's nice to keep options open! And I wouldn't be surprised to see these swing below the $1 mark at some point in the future.
And with that, we're down to 239 cards. That's a healthy pool if I've ever seen one! Moving on.
Second Trim: Cardward Scissorhands
Now that the price question is out of the way, it's time to look at what we've come to call affectionately "the veggies" (thanks Matt).
We currently have:
While we're doing fine in every other section, I'm probably going to revamp the wipes a bit.
Draw | Ramp | Removal | Wipes |
Ancient ExcavationAncient Excavation | Dimir SignetDimir Signet | Consumptive GooConsumptive Goo | Casualties of WarCasualties of War |
BrainstormBrainstorm | Circuitous RouteCircuitous Route | Corrosive OozeCorrosive Ooze | Decree of PainDecree of Pain |
Bred for the HuntBred for the Hunt | Commander's SphereCommander's Sphere | Gelatinous CubeGelatinous Cube | |
Inspiring CallInspiring Call | Explosive VegetationExplosive Vegetation | Invasion of MuragandaInvasion of Muraganda | |
HarmonizeHarmonize | Far WanderingsFar Wanderings | Golgari CharmGolgari Charm | |
Lifecrafter's BestiaryLifecrafter's Bestiary | Golgari SignetGolgari Signet | Green SlimeGreen Slime | |
Primal EmpathyPrimal Empathy | Growth SpiralGrowth Spiral | Krosan GripKrosan Grip | |
Syphon MindSyphon Mind | HarrowHarrow | MurderMurder | |
Tezzeret's GambitTezzeret's Gambit | Mind StoneMind Stone | Nature's ClaimNature's Claim | |
Thought ScourThought Scour | Migration PathMigration Path | Overwhelming RemorseOverwhelming Remorse | |
Urban EvolutionUrban Evolution | Rampant GrowthRampant Growth | PutrefyPutrefy | |
Sakura-Tribe ElderSakura-Tribe Elder | Reclamation SageReclamation Sage | ||
Simic SignetSimic Signet | Return to NatureReturn to Nature | ||
Sultai BannerSultai Banner | Scavenging OozeScavenging Ooze | ||
Troll of Khazad-dûmTroll of Khazad-dûm | Sultai CharmSultai Charm | ||
Zagoth CrystalZagoth Crystal | Tribute to the WildTribute to the Wild | ||
WiltWilt |
A few comments here.
First, please, please stop playing Casualties of WarCasualties of War. It's an expensive and color-intensive spell that will more often than not fail to solve a given problem, either because of protection or sheer volume.
Second, I'm adding one of my favorite draw spells to the list: Chart a CourseChart a Course. At best it's 2 cards for 2 mana. At worst it will help us put a beater in the bin. It's a win-win.
Which leaves us with:
Much, much better. After trimming down the lands accordingly, we're reaching 168 cards, and it's time to have some fun and make some decisions.
Third Trim - Cutting Off the Rough Edges
168 cards then. That's a lot. But let's consider for a moment what actually remains, and what the possible strategies are.
At the moment, there are two potential paths the deck clearly wants to tread:
- Reanimation, possibly turning the The MimeoplasmThe Mimeoplasm into a gigantic monstrosity able to one-shot our opponents
- Ooze typal
While these are not exactly exclusive one from the other, they are nevertheless quite different orientations. Let's see if we can make the best of two worlds.
First, we'll cut down some of the more obnoxious Oozes. Then, we'll trim down some of the reanimation spells. Finally, let's see if we can remove some miscellaneous stuff (tutors, I'm looking at you).
Some choices may be questionable, especially concerning tutors, but since this is a budget deck meant for a casual environment, I feel like tutoring cards goes against the general philosophy. Plus, it keep the mystery alive, as the deck is more likely to surprise you!
Oozeless Oozes | Recursion | Misc. |
Aeve, Progenitor OozeAeve, Progenitor Ooze | Dread ReturnDread Return | Collector's VaultCollector's Vault |
Biowaste BlobBiowaste Blob | Eternal WitnessEternal Witness | Consuming AberrationConsuming Aberration |
Corrupted ZendikonCorrupted Zendikon | Life // DeathLife // Death | Confounding RiddleConfounding Riddle |
Experiment KrajExperiment Kraj | Rise from the GraveRise from the Grave | Cruel SomnophageCruel Somnophage |
Experiment OneExperiment One | RegrowthRegrowth | Cut Your LossesCut Your Losses |
Gelatinous GenesisGelatinous Genesis | Squirming EmergenceSquirming Emergence | Diabolic TutorDiabolic Tutor |
Gluttonous SlimeGluttonous Slime | Splendid ReclamationSplendid Reclamation | Death's PresenceDeath's Presence |
Gobbling OozeGobbling Ooze | Unnatural RestorationUnnatural Restoration | Final PartingFinal Parting |
Gutter GrimeGutter Grime | Forced AdaptationForced Adaptation | |
Inexorable BlobInexorable Blob | Fractured SanityFractured Sanity | |
ManaplasmManaplasm | Grapple with the PastGrapple with the Past | |
Miming SlimeMiming Slime | Jarad's OrdersJarad's Orders | |
Mitotic SlimeMitotic Slime | Marauding BrinefangMarauding Brinefang | |
Ooze FluxOoze Flux | Mythos of BrokkosMythos of Brokkos | |
Ooze GardenOoze Garden | Reflections of LittjaraReflections of Littjara | |
Oran-Rief OozeOran-Rief Ooze | The Everflowing WellThe Everflowing Well | |
Predator OozePredator Ooze | Thirsting RootsThirsting Roots | |
Printlifter OozePrintlifter Ooze | Urborg LhurgoyfUrborg Lhurgoyf | |
Slime MoldingSlime Molding | Villainous WealthVillainous Wealth | |
Slogurk, the OverslimeSlogurk, the Overslime | ||
Slurrk, All-IngestingSlurrk, All-Ingesting | ||
Splitting SlimeSplitting Slime | ||
UchuulonUchuulon |
With all of these massive, blobby cuts, we reach 118 cards. I know, that's a bit more than we're used to in the final section, but I genuinely feel that there are no more "useless" cards in the list. So hear me out...
Final Trim: Heart-Wrenching Choices
This is something I've skipped insofar, but I feel like this situation is just perfect.
So, what do we do now that we've reached an impasse? There are two levers we can activate:
- Reducing the mana cost
- Trimming something in every category
At the moment, our curve stands high:
3.84 is a lot, all the more so considering there are 14 spells costing 6 or more mana. This view is a bit skewed however, since we're not in a big mana plan. Hard casting them is a last-resort option, when reanimation and our commander have failed.
Still, we can probably focus on the 5-6 mana range to find some spells to cut:
Counterspells | Draw | Mill |
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We're getting rid of the hard counterspells and keeping only the fun ones. | Not much to add here, simply personal choices. Neither are bad cards, not by a mile | Again, nothing personal. I know some of you will scream your head off at the Troll, but I'm not confident enough in my card draw to rely on dredging consistently. |
Payoffs | Ramp | Removal |
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Yep, that's it. I don't want to run less than 10 threatening monsters to play with my commander. | Off with the talismans. We have Deathsprout in th Removal category to fill one of their spaces. | The Slime is for the sake of the curve. Cankerbloom because I want to keep Necroplasm |
Surviving Oozes | Wipes | Other |
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I was hoping they would stay till the end, but alas, there's no room. | Too expensive with three black pips. | We have other means to give trample to our monsters, and as for the gift... I like living on the edge! |
And so, with these final changes, we managed to significantly lower the curve to...
Ahem. Ok, so not lower after all. But hey, the vast majority of our spells cost between 2 and 4 mana, and some of those allow us to cheat costs. So... victory?
Here's our final list:
The Mimeoplasm - Oozemonster of All
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
- 1 The MimeoplasmThe Mimeoplasm
Draw (12)
- 1 Chart a CourseChart a Course
- 1 Fact or FictionFact or Fiction
- 1 Forbidden AlchemyForbidden Alchemy
- 1 Garruk's UprisingGarruk's Uprising
- 1 Hostile NegotiationsHostile Negotiations
- 1 Matzalantli, the Great Door // The CoreMatzalantli, the Great Door // The Core
- 1 Return of the WildspeakerReturn of the Wildspeaker
- 1 Sign in BloodSign in Blood
- 1 Tainted IndulgenceTainted Indulgence
- 1 Thirst for DiscoveryThirst for Discovery
- 1 Thirst for KnowledgeThirst for Knowledge
- 1 Thirst for MeaningThirst for Meaning
Clones (1)
- 1 Body DoubleBody Double
Mill (7)
- 1 Cemetery TamperingCemetery Tampering
- 1 Deadbridge ChantDeadbridge Chant
- 1 Grisly SalvageGrisly Salvage
- 1 Invasion of Amonkhet // Lazotep ConvertInvasion of Amonkhet // Lazotep Convert
- 1 MulchMulch
- 1 Old StickfingersOld Stickfingers
- 1 Sultai AscendancySultai Ascendancy
Ramp (11)
- 1 Arcane SignetArcane Signet
- 1 Bramble Familiar // Fetch QuestBramble Familiar // Fetch Quest
- 1 CultivateCultivate
- 1 FarseekFarseek
- 1 Fellwar StoneFellwar Stone
- 1 Kodama's ReachKodama's Reach
- 1 Nature's LoreNature's Lore
- 1 Skull ProphetSkull Prophet
- 1 Titans' NestTitans' Nest
- 1 Umori, the CollectorUmori, the Collector
- 1 Wayfarer's BaubleWayfarer's Bauble
Recursion (6)
- 1 Extract from DarknessExtract from Darkness
- 1 Mimic VatMimic Vat
- 1 PersistPersist
- 1 Sepulchral PrimordialSepulchral Primordial
- 1 Tamiyo, Collector of TalesTamiyo, Collector of Tales
- 1 VictimizeVictimize
Creature (1)
- 1 Likeness LooterLikeness Looter
Removal (5)
- 1 Assassin's TrophyAssassin's Trophy
- 1 DeathsproutDeathsprout
- 1 Drown in the LochDrown in the Loch
- 1 NecroplasmNecroplasm
- 1 Rise of the Witch-kingRise of the Witch-king
Instant (1)
- 1 Flotsam // JetsamFlotsam // Jetsam
Counters (3)
- 1 Corpsejack MenaceCorpsejack Menace
- 1 Invigorating SurgeInvigorating Surge
- 1 Simic AscendancySimic Ascendancy
Payoff (10)
- 1 Artisan of KozilekArtisan of Kozilek
- 1 Colossal SkyturtleColossal Skyturtle
- 1 Hierophant Bio-TitanHierophant Bio-Titan
- 1 Inkwell LeviathanInkwell Leviathan
- 1 Simic Sky SwallowerSimic Sky Swallower
- 1 TerastodonTerastodon
- 1 The Ancient OneThe Ancient One
- 1 Titanoth RexTitanoth Rex
- 1 Void BeckonerVoid Beckoner
- 1 Yargle and MultaniYargle and Multani
Evasion (1)
- 1 WonderWonder
Counterspells (2)
- 1 Mystic GenesisMystic Genesis
- 1 Plasm CapturePlasm Capture
Sorcery (1)
- 1 Wail of the ForgottenWail of the Forgotten
Wipes (3)
- 1 Culling RitualCulling Ritual
- 1 Deadly TempestDeadly Tempest
- 1 Terror TideTerror Tide
Land (35)
- 1 Alchemist's RefugeAlchemist's Refuge
- 1 Ash BarrensAsh Barrens
- 1 Bojuka BogBojuka Bog
- 1 Command TowerCommand Tower
- 1 Darkwater CatacombsDarkwater Catacombs
- 1 Dimir AqueductDimir Aqueduct
- 1 Exotic OrchardExotic Orchard
- 5 ForestForest
- 1 Geier Reach SanitariumGeier Reach Sanitarium
- 1 Golgari Rot FarmGolgari Rot Farm
- 5 IslandIsland
- 1 Mosswort BridgeMosswort Bridge
- 1 Myriad LandscapeMyriad Landscape
- 1 Opulent PalaceOpulent Palace
- 1 Path of AncestryPath of Ancestry
- 1 Reliquary TowerReliquary Tower
- 1 Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
- 1 Simic Growth ChamberSimic Growth Chamber
- 1 Sunken HollowSunken Hollow
- 5 SwampSwamp
- 1 Temple of the False GodTemple of the False God
- 1 Terramorphic ExpanseTerramorphic Expanse
- 1 Yavimaya CoastYavimaya Coast
Conclusion
While I'm writing these last words, I'd lie if I said I was 100% confident. I'm expecting seasoned MimeoplasmMimeoplasm players to point out several mistakes, or argue in favor of hidden gems.
And to be honest, I'm looking forward to those.
See you in two weeks!
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