Jeff Girten

Jeff Girten is a small-town girl living in a lonely world. By his own admission, Jeff knows that at least some of that statement is false. He is not in fact a girl, and while he is from a small town he doesn’t live in a lonely world. He's a Chicago-based writer who's been playing Magic since you could buy Stronghold booster packs. Jeff laughs (mostly at himself) as much as possible, and loves when others do too. You could call him a smart ass, but he’d prefer you call him Jeff.