Slave of Bolas (Card)
Slave of Bolas
In 5678 decks
0.81% of 699660 decks

Feb 14, 2023
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Nicol Bolas, the Ravager
19.73% of 7746 decks
1528 decks
Obeka, Brute Chronologist
14.70% of 7661 decks
1126 decks
Marchesa, the Black Rose
7.87% of 10713 decks
843 decks
Nicol Bolas
25.07% of 1073 decks
269 decks
Zevlor, Elturel Exile
4.76% of 3990 decks
190 decks
Don Andres, the Renegade
2.86% of 6129 decks
175 decks
Thraximundar
7.57% of 2022 decks
153 decks
Codie, Vociferous Codex
2.37% of 6164 decks
146 decks
Vorthos, Steward of Myth
35.09% of 265 decks
93 decks
Jeleva, Nephalia's Scourge
3.84% of 2421 decks
93 decks
Kess, Dissident Mage
1.07% of 7314 decks
78 decks
Nekusar, the Mindrazer
0.32% of 22307 decks
71 decks
Admiral Beckett Brass
0.90% of 5470 decks
49 decks
Anhelo, the Painter
0.78% of 6028 decks
47 decks
Sauron, the Dark Lord
0.16% of 28781 decks
46 decks
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain
0.25% of 13790 decks
34 decks
Esika, God of the Tree
0.16% of 19961 decks
32 decks
Yidris, Maelstrom Wielder
0.43% of 7218 decks
31 decks
Cormela, Glamour Thief
1.24% of 2259 decks
28 decks
Saruman, the White Hand
0.34% of 8292 decks
28 decks
New Cards
Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn
7% of 15 decks
+6% synergy
Auroral Procession
4% of 84 decks
+1% synergy
Temur Battlecrier
3% of 88 decks
-6% synergy
Mistrise Village
3% of 1050 decks
-5% synergy
Kin-Tree Severance
3% of 72 decks
+1% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Nightscape Familiar
40% of 5678 decks
+38% synergy
Cruel Ultimatum
37% of 5678 decks
+34% synergy
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
36% of 5678 decks
+34% synergy
Conflux
35% of 507 decks
+31% synergy
Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh
34% of 5678 decks
+31% synergy
Nicol Bolas, Dragon-God
33% of 5678 decks
+29% synergy
The Eldest Reborn
27% of 5678 decks
+25% synergy
Nicol Bolas, the Deceiver
26% of 5678 decks
+25% synergy
Dark Intimations
25% of 5678 decks
+25% synergy
Deliver Unto Evil
25% of 5678 decks
+24% synergy
Top Cards
Counterspell
43% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Blasphemous Act
35% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Terminate
34% of 5678 decks
+14% synergy
Solemn Simulacrum
30% of 5678 decks
+17% synergy
Farseek
30% of 548 decks
-5% synergy
Cultivate
30% of 548 decks
-15% synergy
Commander's Sphere
29% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
29% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Negate
28% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Chaos Warp
27% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Game Changers
Bolas's Citadel
25% of 5678 decks
+17% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
17% of 5678 decks
-9% synergy
Demonic Tutor
14% of 5678 decks
-7% synergy
Notion Thief
10% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Fierce Guardianship
9% of 5678 decks
-9% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
7% of 5678 decks
-10% synergy
Narset, Parter of Veils
7% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Deflecting Swat
7% of 5678 decks
-9% synergy
Tergrid, God of Fright
6% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Mystical Tutor
5% of 5678 decks
-8% synergy
Creatures
Zara, Renegade Recruiter
22% of 5678 decks
+20% synergy
Baleful Strix
20% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Nicol Bolas
19% of 5678 decks
+18% synergy
Puppeteer Clique
18% of 5678 decks
+17% synergy
Feldon of the Third Path
17% of 5678 decks
+14% synergy
Identity Thief
15% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Palladia-Mors, the Ruiner
15% of 507 decks
+14% synergy
Disciple of Bolas
14% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Spark Double
14% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Augur of Bolas
13% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Mulldrifter
13% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Jaxis, the Troublemaker
13% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Saheeli, the Sun's Brilliance
12% of 4773 decks
+11% synergy
Zealous Conscripts
12% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Etali, Primal Storm
12% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Jodah, Archmage Eternal
12% of 507 decks
+8% synergy
Orthion, Hero of Lavabrink
12% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Captivating Crew
12% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Sedris, the Traitor King
12% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
11% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
The Locust God
11% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Sylvan Ranger
11% of 548 decks
+11% synergy
Viscera Seer
11% of 5678 decks
+2% synergy
Flayer of the Hatebound
11% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Carrion Feeder
11% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Avaricious Dragon
11% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Hostage Taker
11% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Firbolg Flutist
10% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Apprentice Necromancer
10% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Araumi of the Dead Tide
10% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Flux Channeler
10% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
The Scarab God
10% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Niv-Mizzet Reborn
10% of 507 decks
+8% synergy
Kess, Dissident Mage
10% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Yahenni, Undying Partisan
10% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Burnished Hart
10% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Deepglow Skate
10% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Molten Primordial
10% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Drana, Liberator of Malakir
9% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Basandra, Battle Seraph
9% of 521 decks
+9% synergy
Grim Haruspex
9% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
River Kelpie
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Hellkite Courser
9% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Herald of Secret Streams
9% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Agent of Treachery
9% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Maelstrom Archangel
8% of 507 decks
+4% synergy
Rakshasa Debaser
8% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Mahadi, Emporium Master
8% of 5678 decks
+2% synergy
Wizards of Thay
8% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Instants
Growth Spiral
23% of 548 decks
+1% synergy
Despark
22% of 521 decks
+7% synergy
Bedevil
21% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Eureka Moment
17% of 548 decks
+13% synergy
Tyrant's Scorn
16% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Countersquall
16% of 5678 decks
+14% synergy
Swords to Plowshares
16% of 521 decks
-47% synergy
Brainstorm
15% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Dark Ritual
15% of 5678 decks
-8% synergy
Crosis's Charm
14% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Glorious End
14% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Arcane Denial
13% of 5678 decks
-7% synergy
Path to Exile
13% of 521 decks
-34% synergy
Commence the Endgame
13% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Sylvan Reclamation
13% of 507 decks
+12% synergy
Soul Manipulation
13% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Mana Drain
12% of 5678 decks
-2% synergy
Frantic Search
12% of 5678 decks
-1% synergy
Artifact Mutation
12% of 548 decks
+8% synergy
Rakdos Charm
12% of 5678 decks
-3% synergy
Beast Within
11% of 548 decks
-25% synergy
Cauldron Dance
11% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Fact or Fiction
10% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Village Rites
10% of 5678 decks
+0% synergy
Macabre Mockery
10% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Naya Charm
9% of 507 decks
+3% synergy
Discontinuity
9% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Act of Aggression
9% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Final Fortune
8% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
An Offer You Can't Refuse
8% of 5678 decks
-14% synergy
Withering Torment
8% of 2649 decks
+1% synergy
Treacherous Urge
8% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Abzan Charm
8% of 507 decks
+3% synergy
Unite the Coalition
7% of 507 decks
+4% synergy
Shelter
7% of 521 decks
+6% synergy
Deadly Dispute
7% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Void Rend
7% of 521 decks
-6% synergy
Domineering Will
7% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Planar Genesis
7% of 352 decks
+2% synergy
Lazotep Plating
7% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Ripples of Potential
6% of 4737 decks
+4% synergy
Gideon's Sacrifice
6% of 521 decks
+6% synergy
Cloudshift
6% of 521 decks
+3% synergy
Brokers Charm
6% of 507 decks
+3% synergy
Gideon's Defeat
6% of 521 decks
+6% synergy
Sultai Charm
6% of 548 decks
+2% synergy
Siphon Insight
6% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Esper Charm
6% of 521 decks
+4% synergy
Crackling Doom
6% of 521 decks
-2% synergy
Experimental Augury
6% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Sorceries
Kodama's Reach
24% of 548 decks
-6% synergy
Rampant Growth
24% of 548 decks
-10% synergy
Hour of Devastation
22% of 5678 decks
+22% synergy
Torment of Hailfire
22% of 5678 decks
+17% synergy
Duneblast
20% of 507 decks
+18% synergy
Urban Evolution
20% of 548 decks
+16% synergy
Bring to Light
18% of 548 decks
+17% synergy
Crux of Fate
18% of 5678 decks
+16% synergy
Feed the Swarm
18% of 5678 decks
+0% synergy
Ideas Unbound
15% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Damnation
15% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Unexpected Results
15% of 548 decks
+14% synergy
Hate Mirage
14% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Vandalblast
14% of 5678 decks
-2% synergy
Emergent Ultimatum
14% of 548 decks
+11% synergy
Deep Analysis
13% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Mob Rule
13% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Alchemist's Gambit
13% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Migration Path
13% of 548 decks
+9% synergy
Faithless Looting
12% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Mark of Mutiny
12% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Last Chance
12% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Approach of the Second Sun
12% of 521 decks
+8% synergy
Toxic Deluge
12% of 5678 decks
-6% synergy
Act of Treason
12% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Mass Mutiny
12% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
12% of 521 decks
-7% synergy
The Elderspell
11% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Spitting Image
11% of 548 decks
+10% synergy
Windfall
11% of 5678 decks
-1% synergy
Aether Mutation
11% of 548 decks
+11% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
11% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Treasured Find
11% of 548 decks
+10% synergy
Hour of Promise
10% of 548 decks
+9% synergy
Come Back Wrong
10% of 3145 decks
+9% synergy
Reanimate
10% of 5678 decks
-7% synergy
Nature's Lore
9% of 548 decks
-22% synergy
Insurrection
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Regrowth
9% of 548 decks
+6% synergy
Three Visits
9% of 548 decks
-16% synergy
Warrior's Oath
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Diabolic Tutor
9% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Gruesome Encore
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Voidwalk
8% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Blasphemous Edict
8% of 2235 decks
+1% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
8% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Fraying Omnipotence
8% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Ranger's Path
8% of 548 decks
+7% synergy
Verdant Mastery
8% of 548 decks
+8% synergy
Villainous Wealth
8% of 548 decks
+0% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Lightning Greaves
26% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Mimic Vat
16% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Gem of Becoming
15% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
15% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Sundial of the Infinite
14% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
God-Pharaoh's Statue
13% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Fist of Suns
13% of 507 decks
+6% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
10% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Mind Stone
10% of 5678 decks
-6% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
10% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
The Chain Veil
10% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Whip of Erebos
8% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Blade of Selves
8% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
6% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Mirror Box
5% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Rings of Brighthearth
5% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Enchantments
In Bolas's Clutches
20% of 5678 decks
+20% synergy
Sneak Attack
17% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Rhystic Study
16% of 5678 decks
-11% synergy
Flameshadow Conjuring
15% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Patient Rebuilding
12% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Prison Realm
11% of 521 decks
+11% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
11% of 5678 decks
-5% synergy
Unspeakable Symbol
11% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Propaganda
10% of 5678 decks
-3% synergy
Goblin Bombardment
10% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Leyline of Mutation
9% of 265 decks
+4% synergy
Mirror March
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Psychic Vortex
8% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Maelstrom Nexus
8% of 507 decks
+1% synergy
Thran Vigil
8% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Waste Not
8% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Dreadhorde Invasion
8% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Smothering Tithe
7% of 521 decks
-16% synergy
Control Magic
7% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
7% of 392 decks
-8% synergy
Liliana's Talent
7% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Grave Betrayal
7% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Uncivil Unrest
7% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Omniscience
6% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Inexorable Tide
6% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Mirari's Wake
6% of 507 decks
-7% synergy
Warstorm Surge
5% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Dovin's Acuity
5% of 521 decks
+5% synergy
Fires of Yavimaya
5% of 548 decks
+2% synergy
Mystic Remora
5% of 5678 decks
-12% synergy
Animate Dead
5% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Curse of Obsession
5% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Planeswalkers
Geyadrone Dihada
18% of 5678 decks
+16% synergy
Domri, Anarch of Bolas
11% of 548 decks
+8% synergy
Liliana, Dreadhorde General
10% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
6% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Vronos, Masked Inquisitor
6% of 5419 decks
+5% synergy
Ashiok, Dream Render
5% of 5678 decks
+2% synergy
Utility Lands
Reliquary Tower
30% of 5678 decks
+0% synergy
Bojuka Bog
21% of 5678 decks
-8% synergy
Temple of the False God
13% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
11% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Karn's Bastion
10% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Rogue's Passage
9% of 5678 decks
-11% synergy
Interplanar Beacon
9% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Forge of Heroes
7% of 5678 decks
+6% synergy
High Market
6% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Otawara, Soaring City
5% of 5678 decks
-11% synergy
Skarrg, the Rage Pits
5% of 548 decks
+2% synergy
Lotus Field
5% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
81% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Arcane Signet
74% of 5678 decks
+2% synergy
Izzet Signet
44% of 5678 decks
+17% synergy
Rakdos Signet
44% of 5678 decks
+16% synergy
Dimir Signet
44% of 5678 decks
+16% synergy
Talisman of Dominance
29% of 5678 decks
-3% synergy
Talisman of Creativity
29% of 5678 decks
-0% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
26% of 5678 decks
-1% synergy
Fellwar Stone
24% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
23% of 5678 decks
+14% synergy
Visage of Bolas
19% of 5678 decks
+19% synergy
Relic of Sauron
16% of 5658 decks
+8% synergy
Thought Vessel
13% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Obelisk of Grixis
12% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Gilded Lotus
7% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
86% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Crumbling Necropolis
68% of 5678 decks
+37% synergy
Exotic Orchard
50% of 5678 decks
+13% synergy
Dragonskull Summit
40% of 5678 decks
+7% synergy
Sulfur Falls
38% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Evolving Wilds
37% of 5678 decks
+16% synergy
Xander's Lounge
36% of 5678 decks
+11% synergy
Drowned Catacomb
36% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Sunken Hollow
35% of 5678 decks
+0% synergy
Steam Vents
33% of 5678 decks
-5% synergy
Watery Grave
33% of 5678 decks
-8% synergy
Blood Crypt
32% of 5678 decks
-5% synergy
Smoldering Marsh
32% of 5678 decks
-1% synergy
Jungle Shrine
30% of 507 decks
-2% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
30% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Izzet Boilerworks
27% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Dimir Aqueduct
26% of 5678 decks
+10% synergy
Savage Lands
26% of 548 decks
+3% synergy
Frontier Bivouac
26% of 548 decks
-3% synergy
Rakdos Carnarium
26% of 5678 decks
+12% synergy
Seaside Citadel
24% of 507 decks
-2% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
24% of 507 decks
-2% synergy
Temple of Epiphany
23% of 5678 decks
+5% synergy
Training Center
23% of 5678 decks
-4% synergy
Luxury Suite
23% of 5678 decks
-3% synergy
Mystic Monastery
23% of 521 decks
-5% synergy
Shivan Reef
22% of 5678 decks
-6% synergy
Opulent Palace
22% of 548 decks
-6% synergy
Morphic Pool
21% of 5678 decks
-5% synergy
The World Tree
21% of 507 decks
-11% synergy
Seething Landscape
20% of 3319 decks
+12% synergy
Bloodstained Mire
20% of 5678 decks
+9% synergy
Polluted Delta
20% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Scalding Tarn
19% of 5678 decks
+8% synergy
Temple of Deceit
19% of 5678 decks
+3% synergy
Path of Ancestry
19% of 5678 decks
-3% synergy
Shipwreck Marsh
19% of 5678 decks
+1% synergy
Temple of Malice
19% of 5678 decks
+4% synergy
Breeding Pool
18% of 548 decks
-22% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
18% of 521 decks
-10% synergy
Raugrin Triome
17% of 521 decks
-8% synergy
Ketria Triome
17% of 548 decks
-15% synergy
Stormcarved Coast
17% of 5678 decks
-1% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
17% of 521 decks
-23% synergy
Maestros Theater
16% of 5678 decks
+15% synergy
Stomping Ground
16% of 548 decks
-24% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
16% of 548 decks
-25% synergy
Haunted Ridge
16% of 5678 decks
-0% synergy
Myriad Landscape
16% of 5678 decks
-2% synergy
Sulfurous Springs
15% of 5678 decks
-6% synergy