Bloated Processor (Card)

Bloated Processor
In 9106 decks 0.26% of 3463073 decks
Background image for March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Joshua Wood
Apr 11, 2023
March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Reviews continue! Up next, the black cards of March of the Machine!
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MTGStocks
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
67.84% of 8300 decks 5631 decks
Glissa, Herald of Predation
65.81% of 1556 decks 1024 decks
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
2.34% of 37180 decks 869 decks
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
15.30% of 1438 decks 220 decks
Omnath, Locus of All
1.28% of 13357 decks 171 decks
Vishgraz, the Doomhive
2.98% of 4400 decks 131 decks
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
0.84% of 15499 decks 130 decks
Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa
1.33% of 6009 decks 80 decks
Sheoldred
4.56% of 1405 decks 64 decks
Prava of the Steel Legion // Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
59.42% of 69 decks 41 decks
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
0.55% of 7145 decks 39 decks
Morophon, the Boundless
0.26% of 12252 decks 32 decks
Myrkul, Lord of Bones
0.42% of 7131 decks 30 decks
Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
0.20% of 12203 decks 25 decks
Teysa Karlov
0.13% of 17818 decks 24 decks
Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
0.21% of 10089 decks 21 decks
Minthara, Merciless Soul
0.44% of 4338 decks 19 decks
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
0.28% of 6020 decks 17 decks
Drivnod, Carnage Dominus
1.36% of 1030 decks 14 decks
Venser, Corpse Puppet
0.93% of 1502 decks 14 decks
New Cards
Patrolling Peacemaker
10% of 1044 decks +10% synergy
Surge Conductor
6% of 1262 decks +6% synergy
Evendo, Waking Haven
5% of 393 decks +5% synergy
Vernal Fen
5% of 408 decks +5% synergy
Susur Secundi, Void Altar
5% of 1288 decks +5% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Progenitor Exarch
82% of 7681 decks +82% synergy
Essence of Orthodoxy
82% of 7681 decks +81% synergy
Norn's Inquisitor
78% of 7681 decks +78% synergy
Grafted Butcher
78% of 9106 decks +78% synergy
Elesh Norn
75% of 7681 decks +74% synergy
Phyrexian Awakening
72% of 7681 decks +71% synergy
Phyrexian Censor
71% of 7681 decks +71% synergy
Elvish Vatkeeper
70% of 2757 decks +70% synergy
Filigree Vector
70% of 7681 decks +70% synergy
Karn's Bastion
68% of 9106 decks +67% synergy
Top Cards
Swords to Plowshares
66% of 7681 decks +66% synergy
Glistening Dawn
66% of 2757 decks +66% synergy
Chrome Host Seedshark
65% of 1384 decks +65% synergy
Tangled Skyline
64% of 2757 decks +64% synergy
Sunfall
64% of 7681 decks +63% synergy
Cankerbloom
63% of 2757 decks +62% synergy
Compleated Huntmaster
62% of 9106 decks +62% synergy
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
61% of 1272 decks +60% synergy
Metastatic Evangel
60% of 5502 decks +60% synergy
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus
58% of 1384 decks +57% synergy
Game Changers
Smothering Tithe
14% of 7681 decks +14% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
12% of 1384 decks +12% synergy
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
12% of 2757 decks +11% synergy
Teferi's Protection
10% of 7681 decks +10% synergy
Rhystic Study
9% of 1384 decks +9% synergy
Demonic Tutor
9% of 9106 decks +9% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
9% of 1384 decks +8% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
6% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Enlightened Tutor
5% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Creatures
Glissa, Herald of Predation
53% of 2757 decks +53% synergy
Massacre Wurm
53% of 9106 decks +53% synergy
Vulpine Harvester
53% of 7681 decks +53% synergy
Aron, Benalia's Ruin
53% of 7681 decks +52% synergy
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
52% of 7681 decks +52% synergy
Thrummingbird
51% of 1384 decks +51% synergy
Skrelv, Defector Mite
50% of 7681 decks +50% synergy
Blight Titan
50% of 9106 decks +49% synergy
Darksteel Splicer
49% of 7681 decks +48% synergy
Mite Overseer
48% of 7681 decks +48% synergy
Phyrexian Vindicator
48% of 7681 decks +47% synergy
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
47% of 7681 decks +47% synergy
Converter Beast
46% of 2757 decks +46% synergy
Norn's Choirmaster
46% of 7681 decks +46% synergy
Phyrexian Obliterator
43% of 9106 decks +43% synergy
Urabrask the Hidden
42% of 307 decks +42% synergy
Scheming Aspirant
41% of 9106 decks +41% synergy
Evolution Sage
40% of 2757 decks +40% synergy
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
40% of 7681 decks +40% synergy
Bloated Contaminator
39% of 2757 decks +38% synergy
Glissa Sunslayer
38% of 2757 decks +37% synergy
Attentive Skywarden
37% of 7681 decks +37% synergy
Terror of Towashi
36% of 9106 decks +36% synergy
Blightbelly Rat
35% of 9106 decks +35% synergy
Phyrexian Delver
34% of 9106 decks +34% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias
34% of 1384 decks +34% synergy
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
34% of 7681 decks +34% synergy
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
32% of 2757 decks +31% synergy
Contaminant Grafter
31% of 2757 decks +31% synergy
Kami of Whispered Hopes
30% of 2757 decks +30% synergy
Sheoldred
29% of 9106 decks +29% synergy
Phyrexian Rager
29% of 9106 decks +29% synergy
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
29% of 7681 decks +29% synergy
Armored Scrapgorger
28% of 2757 decks +27% synergy
Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus
26% of 2757 decks +25% synergy
Venerated Rotpriest
26% of 2757 decks +25% synergy
Myr Convert
25% of 9106 decks +25% synergy
Sheoldred, Whispering One
25% of 9106 decks +24% synergy
Winding Constrictor
24% of 2757 decks +24% synergy
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
24% of 1238 decks +23% synergy
Vorinclex
24% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Roaming Throne
23% of 8676 decks +23% synergy
Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
23% of 307 decks +23% synergy
Furnace Gremlin
22% of 307 decks +22% synergy
Bone Shredder
22% of 9106 decks +22% synergy
Defiler of Vigor
22% of 2757 decks +22% synergy
Urabrask
22% of 307 decks +22% synergy
Soul of New Phyrexia
22% of 9106 decks +21% synergy
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
20% of 7681 decks +20% synergy
Venser, Corpse Puppet
20% of 1384 decks +20% synergy
Instants
Excise the Imperfect
48% of 7681 decks +48% synergy
Despark
44% of 7681 decks +44% synergy
Path to Exile
39% of 7681 decks +39% synergy
Mortify
38% of 7681 decks +38% synergy
Experimental Augury
33% of 1384 decks +33% synergy
Vraska's Fall
33% of 9106 decks +33% synergy
Assimilate Essence
33% of 1384 decks +32% synergy
Deadly Dispute
28% of 9106 decks +28% synergy
Atomize
28% of 2216 decks +27% synergy
Beast Within
25% of 2757 decks +24% synergy
Utter End
24% of 7681 decks +24% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
24% of 9106 decks +24% synergy
Inspiring Call
23% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Counterspell
23% of 1384 decks +22% synergy
Go for the Throat
22% of 9106 decks +21% synergy
Infectious Bite
21% of 2757 decks +21% synergy
Putrefy
21% of 2757 decks +20% synergy
Reject Imperfection
20% of 1384 decks +20% synergy
Prologue to Phyresis
19% of 1384 decks +19% synergy
Anguished Unmaking
19% of 7681 decks +19% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
18% of 2757 decks +18% synergy
Heroic Intervention
18% of 2757 decks +17% synergy
Village Rites
17% of 9106 decks +17% synergy
Whisper of the Dross
15% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Dark Ritual
12% of 9106 decks +12% synergy
Serum Snare
11% of 1384 decks +11% synergy
Revitalizing Repast
11% of 1948 decks +11% synergy
Negate
11% of 1384 decks +11% synergy
Generous Gift
11% of 7681 decks +10% synergy
Merciless Repurposing
10% of 9106 decks +10% synergy
Chaos Warp
10% of 307 decks +10% synergy
Golgari Charm
10% of 2757 decks +9% synergy
Black Sun's Twilight
8% of 9106 decks +8% synergy
Ripples of Potential
8% of 1303 decks +8% synergy
Steady Progress
8% of 1384 decks +8% synergy
Void Rend
8% of 1302 decks +7% synergy
Fracture
7% of 7681 decks +7% synergy
Fuel for the Cause
7% of 1384 decks +7% synergy
Tear Asunder
7% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Brokers Confluence
6% of 1238 decks +6% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
6% of 7681 decks +6% synergy
Akroma's Will
6% of 7681 decks +6% synergy
Second Harvest
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Flawless Maneuver
6% of 7681 decks +6% synergy
Return of the Wildspeaker
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Terminate
6% of 307 decks +6% synergy
Malakir Rebirth
6% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Sheoldred's Edict
6% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Charge of the Mites
6% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Fell the Profane
6% of 6576 decks +5% synergy
Sorceries
Cultivate
51% of 2757 decks +51% synergy
Unnatural Restoration
51% of 2757 decks +50% synergy
White Sun's Twilight
49% of 7681 decks +49% synergy
Phyrexian Rebirth
40% of 7681 decks +40% synergy
Thirsting Roots
39% of 2757 decks +39% synergy
Infectious Inquiry
38% of 9106 decks +38% synergy
Victimize
36% of 9106 decks +36% synergy
Sunder the Gateway
35% of 7681 decks +35% synergy
Eyes of Gitaxias
35% of 1384 decks +35% synergy
Night's Whisper
34% of 9106 decks +33% synergy
Rampant Growth
32% of 2757 decks +32% synergy
Kodama's Reach
31% of 2757 decks +31% synergy
Drown in Ichor
31% of 9106 decks +31% synergy
Expand the Sphere
29% of 2757 decks +29% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
29% of 1384 decks +28% synergy
Farseek
27% of 2757 decks +27% synergy
Nature's Lore
24% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Phyresis Outbreak
19% of 9106 decks +18% synergy
Vat Emergence
18% of 9106 decks +17% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
16% of 9106 decks +16% synergy
Contentious Plan
16% of 1384 decks +16% synergy
Damn
15% of 7681 decks +14% synergy
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering
15% of 9106 decks +14% synergy
Carnivorous Canopy
15% of 2757 decks +14% synergy
Three Visits
14% of 2757 decks +14% synergy
Traumatic Revelation
13% of 9106 decks +12% synergy
Smell Fear
13% of 2757 decks +12% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
12% of 307 decks +12% synergy
Searing Barb
11% of 307 decks +11% synergy
Noxious Assault
10% of 2757 decks +9% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
9% of 243 decks +9% synergy
Vivisurgeon's Insight
9% of 1384 decks +9% synergy
Ezuri's Predation
8% of 2757 decks +8% synergy
Ambition's Cost
8% of 9106 decks +8% synergy
Sign in Blood
8% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Triumph of the Hordes
7% of 2757 decks +7% synergy
Blasphemous Act
7% of 307 decks +7% synergy
Diabolic Intent
7% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
Read the Bones
6% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
Storm the Seedcore
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Toxic Deluge
6% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
Green Sun's Twilight
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Courage in Crisis
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Planewide Celebration
6% of 2757 decks +6% synergy
Eerie Ultimatum
5% of 1632 decks +5% synergy
Blue Sun's Twilight
5% of 1384 decks +5% synergy
Farewell
5% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Throne of Geth
46% of 9106 decks +46% synergy
Norn's Wellspring
36% of 7681 decks +36% synergy
Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
32% of 9106 decks +32% synergy
Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
31% of 2757 decks +31% synergy
Vat of Rebirth
25% of 9106 decks +25% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
23% of 9106 decks +23% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
21% of 307 decks +21% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
20% of 9106 decks +20% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
18% of 9106 decks +18% synergy
Nettlecyst
16% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Skullclamp
15% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Herald's Horn
15% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
15% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Inspiring Statuary
15% of 9106 decks +15% synergy
Lightning Greaves
14% of 9106 decks +14% synergy
Contagion Clasp
14% of 9106 decks +13% synergy
The Ozolith
13% of 9106 decks +13% synergy
Urza's Incubator
12% of 9106 decks +12% synergy
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
11% of 9106 decks +11% synergy
Contagion Engine
11% of 9106 decks +11% synergy
Sculpting Steel
9% of 9106 decks +9% synergy
Norn's Annex
8% of 7681 decks +8% synergy
Fist of Suns
8% of 229 decks +8% synergy
Banner of Kinship
8% of 4749 decks +8% synergy
Argent Dais
8% of 5507 decks +7% synergy
Vanquisher's Banner
8% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
7% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Portal to Phyrexia
7% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Weatherlight Compleated
7% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
Marauding Dreadship
6% of 307 decks +6% synergy
The Earth Crystal
6% of 627 decks +5% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
6% of 1384 decks +5% synergy
Infested Fleshcutter
5% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Door of Destinies
5% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Sword of Truth and Justice
5% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Enchantments
Blighted Burgeoning
55% of 2757 decks +55% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
51% of 9106 decks +51% synergy
Sculpted Perfection
50% of 7681 decks +50% synergy
Skrelv's Hive
45% of 7681 decks +44% synergy
Corruption of Towashi
43% of 1384 decks +43% synergy
Gift of Compleation
35% of 9106 decks +35% synergy
Doubling Season
30% of 2757 decks +30% synergy
Inexorable Tide
28% of 1384 decks +28% synergy
Norn's Decree
28% of 7681 decks +27% synergy
Etchings of the Chosen
25% of 7681 decks +25% synergy
All Will Be One
24% of 307 decks +24% synergy
Phyrexian Scriptures
23% of 9106 decks +22% synergy
Hardened Scales
19% of 2757 decks +19% synergy
Feast of the Victorious Dead
16% of 7681 decks +16% synergy
Brokers Ascendancy
16% of 1238 decks +15% synergy
Anointed Procession
15% of 7681 decks +15% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
14% of 200 decks +14% synergy
Innkeeper's Talent
14% of 1795 decks +14% synergy
Parallel Lives
14% of 2757 decks +14% synergy
Caretaker's Talent
11% of 5004 decks +11% synergy
Resourceful Defense
9% of 7681 decks +9% synergy
Phyrexian Reclamation
9% of 9106 decks +9% synergy
Garruk's Uprising
9% of 2757 decks +9% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
9% of 2757 decks +8% synergy
Primal Vigor
8% of 2757 decks +8% synergy
Black Market Connections
8% of 9106 decks +8% synergy
Kindred Discovery
7% of 1384 decks +7% synergy
Court of Garenbrig
7% of 2757 decks +7% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
7% of 2757 decks +7% synergy
Necrogen Communion
7% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Annie Joins Up
7% of 193 decks +6% synergy
Black Market
5% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Branching Evolution
5% of 2757 decks +5% synergy
Goliath Hatchery
5% of 2757 decks +5% synergy
Battles
Invasion of New Capenna
20% of 7681 decks +20% synergy
Invasion of Alara
8% of 229 decks +8% synergy
Invasion of Tolvada
5% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Planeswalkers
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
39% of 9106 decks +39% synergy
Nissa, Ascended Animist
21% of 2757 decks +20% synergy
Lukka, Bound to Ruin
17% of 247 decks +16% synergy
Ajani, Sleeper Agent
12% of 1632 decks +12% synergy
Tamiyo, Compleated Sage
10% of 1272 decks +10% synergy
Elspeth, Storm Slayer
6% of 2490 decks +5% synergy
Nahiri, the Unforgiving
5% of 243 decks +5% synergy
Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh
5% of 1384 decks +5% synergy
Utility Lands
Vault of the Archangel
52% of 7681 decks +52% synergy
Bojuka Bog
47% of 9106 decks +47% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
18% of 9106 decks +18% synergy
The Autonomous Furnace
17% of 307 decks +16% synergy
Rogue's Passage
14% of 9106 decks +14% synergy
Reliquary Tower
14% of 9106 decks +14% synergy
Three Tree City
14% of 6043 decks +14% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
14% of 9106 decks +13% synergy
The Surgical Bay
10% of 1384 decks +10% synergy
The Hunter Maze
10% of 2757 decks +10% synergy
Gavony Township
8% of 1632 decks +8% synergy
Cabal Coffers
7% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
7% of 2757 decks +7% synergy
Minas Tirith
7% of 7681 decks +6% synergy
High Market
6% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
The Dross Pits
6% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
The Fair Basilica
6% of 7681 decks +6% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
6% of 9106 decks +6% synergy
Ancient Den
6% of 7681 decks +5% synergy
Temple of the False God
6% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Vault of Whispers
5% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Inkmoth Nexus
5% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
86% of 9106 decks +86% synergy
Arcane Signet
83% of 9106 decks +83% synergy
Orzhov Signet
54% of 7681 decks +53% synergy
Talisman of Hierarchy
49% of 7681 decks +49% synergy
Everflowing Chalice
38% of 9106 decks +38% synergy
Mind Stone
29% of 9106 decks +29% synergy
Commander's Sphere
26% of 9106 decks +26% synergy
Glistening Sphere
22% of 9106 decks +22% synergy
Astral Cornucopia
22% of 9106 decks +21% synergy
Golgari Signet
20% of 2757 decks +20% synergy
Staff of Compleation
20% of 9106 decks +20% synergy
Patchwork Banner
15% of 5996 decks +15% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
13% of 2757 decks +13% synergy
Fellwar Stone
13% of 9106 decks +12% synergy
Rakdos Signet
9% of 307 decks +9% synergy
Tablet of Compleation
8% of 9106 decks +8% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
8% of 9106 decks +8% synergy
Hedron Archive
8% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Atlas
7% of 9106 decks +7% synergy
Orzhov Locket
7% of 7681 decks +7% synergy
Dimir Signet
7% of 1384 decks +6% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
6% of 307 decks +6% synergy
Replicating Ring
6% of 9106 decks +5% synergy
Selesnya Signet
5% of 1632 decks +5% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
87% of 9106 decks +86% synergy
Path of Ancestry
65% of 9106 decks +65% synergy
Tainted Field
57% of 7681 decks +56% synergy
Shineshadow Snarl
53% of 7681 decks +53% synergy
Fetid Heath
51% of 7681 decks +51% synergy
Temple of Silence
47% of 7681 decks +47% synergy
The Seedcore
46% of 9106 decks +46% synergy
Exotic Orchard
43% of 9106 decks +43% synergy
Isolated Chapel
42% of 7681 decks +41% synergy
Caves of Koilos
39% of 7681 decks +38% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
37% of 1632 decks +37% synergy
Opulent Palace
34% of 1272 decks +33% synergy
Godless Shrine
33% of 7681 decks +33% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
32% of 1302 decks +32% synergy
Seaside Citadel
32% of 1238 decks +32% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
31% of 2757 decks +30% synergy
Goldmire Bridge
30% of 7681 decks +30% synergy
Evolving Wilds
29% of 9106 decks +29% synergy
Indatha Triome
29% of 1632 decks +28% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
28% of 2757 decks +28% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
28% of 1238 decks +27% synergy
Zagoth Triome
26% of 1272 decks +26% synergy
Raffine's Tower
26% of 1302 decks +26% synergy
Vault of Champions
26% of 7681 decks +26% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
25% of 9106 decks +25% synergy
Temple of Malady
25% of 2757 decks +25% synergy
Canopy Vista
25% of 1632 decks +24% synergy
Necroblossom Snarl
25% of 2757 decks +24% synergy
The World Tree
24% of 229 decks +24% synergy
Temple Garden
24% of 1632 decks +24% synergy
Breeding Pool
24% of 1272 decks +24% synergy
Tainted Wood
23% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
23% of 1302 decks +23% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
23% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
23% of 2757 decks +23% synergy
Orzhov Basilica
23% of 7681 decks +22% synergy
Mirrex
22% of 9106 decks +22% synergy
Watery Grave
22% of 1384 decks +22% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
21% of 2757 decks +21% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
21% of 247 decks +21% synergy
Spire of Industry
21% of 9106 decks +21% synergy
Jungle Hollow
21% of 2757 decks +21% synergy
Shattered Sanctum
21% of 7681 decks +20% synergy
Jetmir's Garden
20% of 235 decks +19% synergy
Xander's Lounge
19% of 236 decks +19% synergy
Ketria Triome
19% of 229 decks +19% synergy
Jungle Shrine
19% of 235 decks +18% synergy
Savai Triome
18% of 243 decks +18% synergy
Deathcap Glade
17% of 2757 decks +16% synergy
Raugrin Triome
16% of 231 decks +16% synergy