Bloated Processor (Card)

Bloated Processor
In 10243 decks 0% of 2879953 decks
Joshua Wood
Apr 11, 2023
March of the Machine Set Review - Black
Reviews continue! Up next, the black cards of March of the Machine!
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MTGStocks
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
67.47% of 9215 decks 6217 decks
Glissa, Herald of Predation
66.39% of 1669 decks 1108 decks
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
3.07% of 36045 decks 1105 decks
Omnath, Locus of All
1.51% of 14805 decks 224 decks
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
15.49% of 1433 decks 222 decks
Vishgraz, the Doomhive
3.82% of 4634 decks 177 decks
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
0.98% of 14661 decks 143 decks
Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa
1.52% of 6233 decks 95 decks
Sheoldred
4.10% of 1708 decks 70 decks
Prava of the Steel Legion // Reyhan, Last of the Abzan
64.37% of 87 decks 56 decks
Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
0.30% of 13792 decks 42 decks
Morophon, the Boundless
0.37% of 10617 decks 39 decks
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
0.56% of 6782 decks 38 decks
Myrkul, Lord of Bones
0.51% of 7215 decks 37 decks
Teysa Karlov
0.17% of 16603 decks 29 decks
Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
0.27% of 9723 decks 26 decks
Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
0.37% of 5605 decks 21 decks
Tayam, Luminous Enigma
0.31% of 6425 decks 20 decks
New Cards
Bleachbone Verge
9% of 1375 decks +2% synergy
Wastewood Verge
4% of 440 decks -2% synergy
Inevitable Defeat
3% of 35 decks +1% synergy
Willowrush Verge
2% of 215 decks -3% synergy
March of the World Ooze
2% of 436 decks +1% synergy
High Synergy Cards
Progenitor Exarch
82% of 8734 decks +81% synergy
Essence of Orthodoxy
81% of 8734 decks +81% synergy
Grafted Butcher
79% of 10243 decks +78% synergy
Norn's Inquisitor
78% of 8734 decks +78% synergy
Elesh Norn
73% of 8734 decks +72% synergy
Phyrexian Censor
72% of 8734 decks +70% synergy
Elvish Vatkeeper
71% of 3274 decks +70% synergy
Phyrexian Awakening
70% of 8734 decks +69% synergy
Filigree Vector
70% of 8734 decks +69% synergy
Glistening Dawn
66% of 3274 decks +66% synergy
Top Cards
Swords to Plowshares
67% of 8734 decks +5% synergy
Sunfall
65% of 8734 decks +64% synergy
Chrome Host Seedshark
65% of 1719 decks +64% synergy
Tangled Skyline
64% of 3274 decks +64% synergy
Compleated Huntmaster
63% of 10243 decks +63% synergy
Cankerbloom
61% of 3274 decks +55% synergy
Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
61% of 1592 decks +58% synergy
Metastatic Evangel
59% of 3817 decks +57% synergy
Glissa, Herald of Predation
57% of 3274 decks +56% synergy
Tekuthal, Inquiry Dominus
57% of 1719 decks +55% synergy
Game Changers
Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
15% of 1719 decks +13% synergy
Smothering Tithe
15% of 8734 decks -9% synergy
Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
14% of 3274 decks +11% synergy
Rhystic Study
10% of 1719 decks -17% synergy
Demonic Tutor
9% of 10243 decks -12% synergy
Cyclonic Rift
9% of 1719 decks -18% synergy
Vampiric Tutor
6% of 10243 decks -11% synergy
Enlightened Tutor
6% of 8734 decks -11% synergy
Creatures
Mondrak, Glory Dominus
54% of 8734 decks +46% synergy
Massacre Wurm
53% of 10243 decks +49% synergy
Vulpine Harvester
53% of 8734 decks +52% synergy
Aron, Benalia's Ruin
51% of 8734 decks +50% synergy
Skrelv, Defector Mite
51% of 8734 decks +47% synergy
Blight Titan
51% of 10243 decks +50% synergy
Thrummingbird
50% of 1719 decks +47% synergy
Mite Overseer
49% of 8734 decks +48% synergy
Darksteel Splicer
49% of 8734 decks +48% synergy
Norn's Choirmaster
47% of 8734 decks +46% synergy
Urabrask the Hidden
46% of 387 decks +44% synergy
Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
46% of 8734 decks +35% synergy
Converter Beast
45% of 3274 decks +45% synergy
Phyrexian Vindicator
44% of 8734 decks +43% synergy
Phyrexian Obliterator
42% of 10243 decks +40% synergy
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
41% of 8734 decks +36% synergy
Bloated Contaminator
41% of 3274 decks +39% synergy
Evolution Sage
40% of 3274 decks +33% synergy
Scheming Aspirant
38% of 10243 decks +38% synergy
Glissa Sunslayer
37% of 3274 decks +32% synergy
Terror of Towashi
37% of 10243 decks +37% synergy
Jin-Gitaxias
36% of 1719 decks +35% synergy
Phyrexian Delver
36% of 10243 decks +35% synergy
Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
34% of 8734 decks +34% synergy
Blightbelly Rat
34% of 10243 decks +33% synergy
Attentive Skywarden
34% of 8734 decks +34% synergy
Contaminant Grafter
34% of 3274 decks +32% synergy
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
33% of 3274 decks +30% synergy
Kami of Whispered Hopes
32% of 3274 decks +25% synergy
Sheoldred
31% of 10243 decks +29% synergy
Phyrexian Rager
30% of 10243 decks +29% synergy
Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
28% of 8734 decks +24% synergy
Sheoldred, Whispering One
27% of 10243 decks +23% synergy
Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
27% of 387 decks +26% synergy
Myr Convert
27% of 10243 decks +26% synergy
Vorinclex
26% of 3274 decks +25% synergy
Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus
26% of 3274 decks +22% synergy
Armored Scrapgorger
26% of 3274 decks +25% synergy
Urabrask
26% of 387 decks +23% synergy
Roaming Throne
25% of 6690 decks +18% synergy
Venerated Rotpriest
25% of 3274 decks +23% synergy
Etali, Primal Conqueror
24% of 319 decks +14% synergy
Winding Constrictor
24% of 3274 decks +20% synergy
Bone Shredder
24% of 10243 decks +23% synergy
Atraxa, Grand Unifier
23% of 1567 decks +18% synergy
Defiler of Vigor
22% of 3274 decks +19% synergy
Brimaz, Blight of Oreskos
22% of 8734 decks +21% synergy
Tainted Observer
22% of 1592 decks +20% synergy
Soul of New Phyrexia
21% of 10243 decks +21% synergy
Venser, Corpse Puppet
21% of 1719 decks +21% synergy
Instants
Excise the Imperfect
50% of 8734 decks +49% synergy
Despark
43% of 8734 decks +28% synergy
Path to Exile
37% of 8734 decks -10% synergy
Mortify
37% of 8734 decks +25% synergy
Vraska's Fall
34% of 10243 decks +32% synergy
Experimental Augury
33% of 1719 decks +30% synergy
Assimilate Essence
31% of 1719 decks +31% synergy
Deadly Dispute
28% of 10243 decks +17% synergy
Beast Within
27% of 3274 decks -10% synergy
Atomize
27% of 1567 decks +22% synergy
Corrupted Conviction
24% of 10243 decks +19% synergy
Utter End
23% of 8734 decks +17% synergy
Inspiring Call
22% of 3274 decks +15% synergy
Counterspell
22% of 1719 decks -20% synergy
Infectious Bite
22% of 3274 decks +20% synergy
Go for the Throat
21% of 10243 decks +14% synergy
Prologue to Phyresis
21% of 1719 decks +19% synergy
Putrefy
20% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Anguished Unmaking
19% of 8734 decks -5% synergy
Assassin's Trophy
18% of 3274 decks -12% synergy
Reject Imperfection
18% of 1719 decks +17% synergy
Heroic Intervention
18% of 3274 decks -12% synergy
Village Rites
16% of 10243 decks +6% synergy
Whisper of the Dross
13% of 10243 decks +12% synergy
Generous Gift
12% of 8734 decks -13% synergy
Negate
11% of 1719 decks -11% synergy
Merciless Repurposing
11% of 10243 decks +11% synergy
Teferi's Protection
11% of 8734 decks -8% synergy
Revitalizing Repast
11% of 1286 decks +2% synergy
Dark Ritual
11% of 10243 decks -12% synergy
Serum Snare
10% of 1719 decks +9% synergy
Chaos Warp
10% of 387 decks -21% synergy
Golgari Charm
10% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Steady Progress
9% of 1719 decks +8% synergy
Black Sun's Twilight
8% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Fuel for the Cause
8% of 1719 decks +7% synergy
Ripples of Potential
8% of 1024 decks +6% synergy
Void Rend
8% of 1637 decks -6% synergy
Fracture
7% of 8734 decks +1% synergy
Stroke of Midnight
7% of 6352 decks -3% synergy
Tear Asunder
7% of 3274 decks +1% synergy
Brokers Confluence
7% of 1567 decks +5% synergy
Second Harvest
6% of 3274 decks +1% synergy
Flawless Maneuver
6% of 8734 decks -4% synergy
Malakir Rebirth
6% of 10243 decks -2% synergy
Akroma's Will
6% of 8734 decks -4% synergy
Return of the Wildspeaker
6% of 3274 decks -7% synergy
Sheoldred's Edict
6% of 10243 decks +3% synergy
Fell the Profane
6% of 4497 decks -3% synergy
Mutational Advantage
5% of 763 decks +1% synergy
Sorceries
Cultivate
53% of 3274 decks +7% synergy
Unnatural Restoration
50% of 3274 decks +47% synergy
White Sun's Twilight
50% of 8734 decks +47% synergy
Phyrexian Rebirth
39% of 8734 decks +38% synergy
Infectious Inquiry
39% of 10243 decks +37% synergy
Victimize
36% of 10243 decks +24% synergy
Thirsting Roots
36% of 3274 decks +34% synergy
Eyes of Gitaxias
35% of 1719 decks +35% synergy
Night's Whisper
34% of 10243 decks +25% synergy
Sunder the Gateway
34% of 8734 decks +34% synergy
Rampant Growth
33% of 3274 decks -1% synergy
Kodama's Reach
31% of 3274 decks +1% synergy
Expand the Sphere
30% of 3274 decks +29% synergy
Drown in Ichor
30% of 10243 decks +28% synergy
Tezzeret's Gambit
30% of 1719 decks +26% synergy
Farseek
29% of 3274 decks -6% synergy
Nature's Lore
26% of 3274 decks -6% synergy
Phyresis Outbreak
20% of 10243 decks +19% synergy
Breach the Multiverse
18% of 10243 decks +14% synergy
Vat Emergence
17% of 10243 decks +16% synergy
Three Visits
16% of 3274 decks -9% synergy
Contentious Plan
15% of 1719 decks +13% synergy
Yawgmoth's Vile Offering
15% of 10243 decks +14% synergy
Damn
14% of 8734 decks -2% synergy
Traumatic Revelation
13% of 10243 decks +13% synergy
Carnivorous Canopy
12% of 3274 decks +11% synergy
Smell Fear
11% of 3274 decks +10% synergy
Red Sun's Twilight
11% of 387 decks +10% synergy
Searing Barb
10% of 387 decks +10% synergy
Vivisurgeon's Insight
9% of 1719 decks +8% synergy
Noxious Assault
9% of 3274 decks +8% synergy
Ambition's Cost
9% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Triumph of the Hordes
8% of 3274 decks +5% synergy
Ruinous Ultimatum
8% of 323 decks -10% synergy
Sign in Blood
8% of 10243 decks -2% synergy
Diabolic Intent
8% of 10243 decks -1% synergy
Ezuri's Predation
8% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Read the Bones
7% of 10243 decks -1% synergy
Storm the Seedcore
6% of 3272 decks +6% synergy
Green Sun's Twilight
6% of 3274 decks +5% synergy
Toxic Deluge
6% of 10243 decks -12% synergy
Planewide Celebration
6% of 3274 decks +5% synergy
Eerie Ultimatum
6% of 2078 decks -6% synergy
Courage in Crisis
6% of 3274 decks +5% synergy
Blasphemous Act
5% of 387 decks -28% synergy
Blue Sun's Twilight
5% of 1719 decks +4% synergy
Monumental Corruption
5% of 10243 decks +5% synergy
Utility Artifacts
Throne of Geth
45% of 10243 decks +44% synergy
Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
35% of 3274 decks +30% synergy
Norn's Wellspring
34% of 8734 decks +34% synergy
Bitterthorn, Nissa's Animus
34% of 10243 decks +33% synergy
Mind Stone
30% of 10243 decks +13% synergy
Commander's Sphere
27% of 10243 decks +12% synergy
Vat of Rebirth
24% of 10243 decks +22% synergy
Ashnod's Altar
24% of 10243 decks +17% synergy
Wayfarer's Bauble
23% of 10243 decks +13% synergy
Urabrask's Forge
20% of 387 decks +18% synergy
Idol of Oblivion
17% of 10243 decks +13% synergy
Inspiring Statuary
17% of 10243 decks +15% synergy
Skullclamp
17% of 10243 decks +5% synergy
Nettlecyst
16% of 10243 decks +14% synergy
Herald's Horn
15% of 10243 decks +9% synergy
Swiftfoot Boots
15% of 10243 decks -13% synergy
Lightning Greaves
14% of 10243 decks -11% synergy
The Ozolith
14% of 10243 decks +11% synergy
Contagion Clasp
13% of 10243 decks +12% synergy
Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
12% of 10243 decks +12% synergy
Urza's Incubator
11% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Contagion Engine
10% of 10243 decks +9% synergy
Banner of Kinship
9% of 2559 decks +6% synergy
Sculpting Steel
9% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Vanquisher's Banner
8% of 10243 decks +4% synergy
Argent Dais
8% of 3825 decks +8% synergy
Phyrexian Altar
8% of 10243 decks +4% synergy
Hedron Archive
8% of 10243 decks +5% synergy
Portal to Phyrexia
8% of 10243 decks +6% synergy
Weatherlight Compleated
7% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Orzhov Locket
7% of 8734 decks +6% synergy
Norn's Annex
7% of 8734 decks +5% synergy
Marauding Dreadship
7% of 387 decks +7% synergy
Fist of Suns
7% of 304 decks -0% synergy
Sword of Truth and Justice
6% of 10243 decks +5% synergy
Ichormoon Gauntlet
5% of 1719 decks +4% synergy
Enchantments
Blighted Burgeoning
54% of 3274 decks +53% synergy
Sculpted Perfection
51% of 8734 decks +50% synergy
Phyrexian Arena
50% of 10243 decks +35% synergy
Skrelv's Hive
46% of 8734 decks +44% synergy
Corruption of Towashi
45% of 1719 decks +45% synergy
Gift of Compleation
36% of 10243 decks +36% synergy
Norn's Decree
28% of 8734 decks +27% synergy
Doubling Season
26% of 3274 decks +17% synergy
Inexorable Tide
24% of 1719 decks +22% synergy
Etchings of the Chosen
24% of 8734 decks +20% synergy
All Will Be One
23% of 387 decks +20% synergy
Phyrexian Scriptures
23% of 10243 decks +22% synergy
Anointed Procession
17% of 8734 decks +9% synergy
Brokers Ascendancy
17% of 1567 decks +11% synergy
Hardened Scales
17% of 3274 decks +8% synergy
Feast of the Victorious Dead
17% of 7805 decks +15% synergy
Innkeeper's Talent
16% of 1124 decks +11% synergy
Parallel Lives
14% of 3274 decks +7% synergy
Leyline of the Guildpact
14% of 146 decks -2% synergy
Caretaker's Talent
12% of 3290 decks +7% synergy
Phyrexian Reclamation
10% of 10243 decks +6% synergy
Tribute to the World Tree
10% of 3274 decks +3% synergy
Resourceful Defense
10% of 8734 decks +9% synergy
Annie Joins Up
9% of 139 decks -3% synergy
Moldervine Reclamation
8% of 3274 decks -0% synergy
Black Market Connections
8% of 10243 decks -3% synergy
Court of Garenbrig
8% of 2210 decks +5% synergy
Kindred Discovery
7% of 1719 decks +0% synergy
Garruk's Uprising
7% of 3274 decks -9% synergy
Primal Vigor
7% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Necrogen Communion
7% of 10243 decks +6% synergy
Leyline of Mutation
5% of 92 decks -0% synergy
Black Market
5% of 10243 decks +1% synergy
Mesmerizing Dose
5% of 1719 decks +5% synergy
Vraska Joins Up
5% of 1455 decks +1% synergy
Battles
Invasion of New Capenna
21% of 8734 decks +20% synergy
Invasion of Alara
8% of 304 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Tolvada
6% of 8734 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Zendikar
6% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Invasion of Pyrulea
5% of 1592 decks +5% synergy
Invasion of Shandalar
5% of 3274 decks +4% synergy
Planeswalkers
Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
40% of 10243 decks +37% synergy
Nissa, Ascended Animist
19% of 3274 decks +18% synergy
Lukka, Bound to Ruin
15% of 319 decks +14% synergy
Ajani, Sleeper Agent
13% of 2078 decks +11% synergy
Tamiyo, Compleated Sage
9% of 1592 decks +8% synergy
Tezzeret, Betrayer of Flesh
5% of 1719 decks +4% synergy
Utility Lands
Karn's Bastion
68% of 10243 decks +63% synergy
Vault of the Archangel
50% of 8734 decks +39% synergy
Bojuka Bog
48% of 10243 decks +18% synergy
Phyrexian Tower
16% of 10243 decks +8% synergy
The Autonomous Furnace
16% of 387 decks +15% synergy
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
14% of 10243 decks +5% synergy
Three Tree City
14% of 3937 decks +8% synergy
Rogue's Passage
13% of 10243 decks -7% synergy
Reliquary Tower
13% of 10243 decks -17% synergy
The Surgical Bay
10% of 1719 decks +10% synergy
Gavony Township
10% of 2078 decks +1% synergy
The Hunter Maze
10% of 3274 decks +9% synergy
Cabal Coffers
8% of 10243 decks -3% synergy
Boseiju, Who Endures
8% of 3274 decks -11% synergy
Minas Tirith
7% of 7229 decks -1% synergy
Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
7% of 10243 decks -3% synergy
High Market
7% of 10243 decks +4% synergy
The Dross Pits
7% of 10243 decks +6% synergy
The Fair Basilica
6% of 8734 decks +6% synergy
Ancient Den
6% of 8734 decks +1% synergy
Drannith Ruins
6% of 9195 decks +5% synergy
Vault of Whispers
6% of 10243 decks +1% synergy
Temple of the False God
5% of 10243 decks -4% synergy
Inkmoth Nexus
5% of 10243 decks +4% synergy
Mana Artifacts
Sol Ring
87% of 10243 decks +3% synergy
Arcane Signet
84% of 10243 decks +11% synergy
Orzhov Signet
54% of 8734 decks +27% synergy
Talisman of Hierarchy
50% of 8734 decks +24% synergy
Everflowing Chalice
37% of 10243 decks +33% synergy
Glistening Sphere
24% of 10243 decks +24% synergy
Astral Cornucopia
21% of 10243 decks +20% synergy
Staff of Compleation
20% of 10243 decks +19% synergy
Golgari Signet
20% of 3274 decks +7% synergy
Patchwork Banner
16% of 3892 decks +11% synergy
Fellwar Stone
13% of 10243 decks -8% synergy
Talisman of Resilience
13% of 3274 decks +0% synergy
Chromatic Lantern
9% of 10243 decks -0% synergy
Rakdos Signet
8% of 387 decks -21% synergy
Tablet of Compleation
8% of 10243 decks +8% synergy
Phyrexian Atlas
7% of 10243 decks +7% synergy
Dimir Signet
7% of 1719 decks -22% synergy
Replicating Ring
6% of 10243 decks +4% synergy
Selesnya Signet
5% of 2078 decks -3% synergy
Timeless Lotus
5% of 304 decks -7% synergy
Talisman of Indulgence
5% of 387 decks -22% synergy
Lands
Command Tower
87% of 10243 decks +13% synergy
Path of Ancestry
64% of 10243 decks +42% synergy
Tainted Field
54% of 8734 decks +41% synergy
Shineshadow Snarl
53% of 8734 decks +41% synergy
Fetid Heath
52% of 8734 decks +41% synergy
Temple of Silence
47% of 8734 decks +28% synergy
The Seedcore
45% of 10243 decks +45% synergy
Exotic Orchard
45% of 10243 decks +9% synergy
Isolated Chapel
39% of 8734 decks +9% synergy
Caves of Koilos
39% of 8734 decks +10% synergy
Sandsteppe Citadel
36% of 2078 decks +10% synergy
Godless Shrine
35% of 8734 decks -6% synergy
Opulent Palace
33% of 1592 decks +6% synergy
Arcane Sanctum
32% of 1637 decks +4% synergy
Indatha Triome
32% of 2078 decks +2% synergy
Spara's Headquarters
31% of 1567 decks +1% synergy
Goldmire Bridge
31% of 8734 decks +26% synergy
Seaside Citadel
30% of 1567 decks +4% synergy
Evolving Wilds
30% of 10243 decks +9% synergy
Overgrown Tomb
30% of 3274 decks -12% synergy
Raffine's Tower
30% of 1637 decks +3% synergy
Zagoth Triome
29% of 1592 decks -1% synergy
Woodland Cemetery
27% of 3274 decks -2% synergy
Vault of Champions
27% of 8734 decks +2% synergy
Terramorphic Expanse
26% of 10243 decks +11% synergy
Temple Garden
26% of 2078 decks -14% synergy
Breeding Pool
25% of 1592 decks -16% synergy
The World Tree
24% of 304 decks -8% synergy
Hallowed Fountain
24% of 1637 decks -16% synergy
Canopy Vista
24% of 2078 decks -13% synergy
Mirrex
23% of 10243 decks +22% synergy
Watery Grave
23% of 1719 decks -17% synergy
Ziatora's Proving Ground
23% of 319 decks -7% synergy
Temple of Malady
23% of 3274 decks +6% synergy
Necroblossom Snarl
22% of 3274 decks +10% synergy
Llanowar Wastes
22% of 3274 decks -4% synergy
Jetmir's Garden
22% of 311 decks -9% synergy
Undergrowth Stadium
22% of 3274 decks -4% synergy
Spire of Industry
22% of 10243 decks +19% synergy
Tainted Wood
21% of 3274 decks +8% synergy
Orzhov Basilica
21% of 8734 decks +4% synergy
Xander's Lounge
20% of 316 decks -6% synergy
Golgari Rot Farm
20% of 3274 decks +2% synergy
Shattered Sanctum
19% of 8734 decks +6% synergy
Jungle Hollow
19% of 3274 decks +10% synergy
Ketria Triome
19% of 304 decks -13% synergy
Savai Triome
18% of 323 decks -8% synergy
Jungle Shrine
17% of 311 decks -15% synergy
Myriad Landscape
17% of 10243 decks -2% synergy
Brightclimb Pathway
16% of 8734 decks +7% synergy