(Evolving DoorEvolving Door | Art by Drew Baker)

Climbing the Ladder

Welcome to Too-Specific Top 10, where if there isn’t a category to rank our pet card at the top of, we’ll just make one up! (Did you know that Evolving DoorEvolving Door is the only Birthing PodBirthing Pod variant to care about number of colors?)

No time for an intro, we've gotta get straight to concept and all of the lists!

Can We Build a Deck Entirely with Top 10 Lists?

Well, maybe not entirely. We'll want to start out with a card to build around, and I think this card totally qualifies:

Now we just need to flesh things out a bit, and if we're going to do it all through Top 10 lists, then we're going to have to keep things fairly even. Let's therefore put our land count at 38. That puts us at 39 cards total so far, with 61 left to fill, including our commander. That means we're going to need six Top 10 lists to fill out the rest of the 99, which, if we're being honest, is probably barely above the average of how many Top 10s I include in each of my weekly Top 10 articles, so this should be child's play.

Let's get started at the top and discover the end goal for these crazy Evolving DoorEvolving Door chains!

Five Colors

Criteria: Five-color creatures. As is tradition, all results are ordered by EDHREC score.

1. The Ur-DragonThe Ur-Dragon
2. The First SliverThe First Sliver
3. Scion of the Ur-DragonScion of the Ur-Dragon
4. Sliver HivelordSliver Hivelord
5. TiamatTiamat
6. Sliver OverlordSliver Overlord
7. Sliver LegionSliver Legion
8. ProgenitusProgenitus
9. Niv-Mizzet RebornNiv-Mizzet Reborn
10. Reaper KingReaper King

Since Evolving DoorEvolving Door cares about colors, that seems like a great way to pick our Top 10 lists for this deck! Obviously, our prime target to score directly onto the battlefield here is ProgenitusProgenitus. That's our target, that's our payoff, it's just too good and too fun not to do.

However, the whole deck can't be "find Evolving DoorEvolving Door, do Evolving DoorEvolving Door things for four turns, hope ProgenitusProgenitus has haste once you finally get to it", can it? Everything else on this list is screaming tribal, and there are a ton of payoffs if we go that direction. Since we're including every single card on each of these lists into the 99, we've now made a (multi-)tribal bed that we have to lay in.

Which is fine! I'd normally say the next step is to get a bit more specific, but I've looked ahead a bit at the four-color stuff, and given that there are only 11 four-color cards in the entire history of Magic, we have to take what we can get.

Four Colors

Criteria: Four-color cards. As is tradition, all results are ordered by EDHREC score.

1. Atraxa, Praetors' VoiceAtraxa, Praetors' Voice
2. Omnath, Locus of CreationOmnath, Locus of Creation
3. Breya, Etherium ShaperBreya, Etherium Shaper
4. Kynaios and Tiro of MeletisKynaios and Tiro of Meletis
5. Saskia the UnyieldingSaskia the Unyielding
6. Yidris, Maelstrom WielderYidris, Maelstrom Wielder
7. Yore-Tiller NephilimYore-Tiller Nephilim
8. Dune-Brood NephilimDune-Brood Nephilim
9. Ink-Treader NephilimInk-Treader Nephilim
10. Witch-Maw NephilimWitch-Maw Nephilim

So these are all of the four-color cards in Magic, with the exception of Glint-Eye NephilimGlint-Eye Nephilim. The good news? There are a ton of usable, toolbox-y targets we can search up with Evolving DoorEvolving Door that will have an immediate effect on the battlefield. The bad news? None of them are Slivers, Dragons, or Scarecrows.

Let's take our lumps when it comes to the tiny card pool that is four-color, and see if we can't make up some ground further down the line.

Three Colors

Alright, so far what we have is an extremely unfocused, highly color-intensive, goodstuff build. So to break that mold a bit, now that we have a slightly deeper card pool when we move to three-color cards, let's take a look at some of our tribal options. Let's see... nope, no Slivers... or Scarecrows... or even choose your own adventure cards.

Well, that leaves us with a pretty clear direction for us to make even more specific now, doesn't it?

Criteria: Three-color cards that either are Dragons or reference Dragons in a non-nomenclature capacity. As is tradition, all results are ordered by EDHREC score.

1. Korvold, Fae-Cursed KingKorvold, Fae-Cursed King
2. Nicol Bolas, the RavagerNicol Bolas, the Ravager
3. Kaalia of the VastKaalia of the Vast
4. Teneb, the HarvesterTeneb, the Harvester
5. Arcades, the StrategistArcades, the Strategist
6. Prossh, Skyraider of KherProssh, Skyraider of Kher
7. Karrthus, Tyrant of JundKarrthus, Tyrant of Jund
8. Sarkhan UnbrokenSarkhan Unbroken
9. Vaevictis Asmadi, the DireVaevictis Asmadi, the Dire
10. Kaalia, Zenith SeekerKaalia, Zenith Seeker

The choice to include noncreature cards in our color chain that only cares about creatures will be contentious, but I just couldn't resist the possibility of getting to Sarkhan UnbrokenSarkhan Unbroken's ultimate. Shame about Arcades, the StrategistArcades, the Strategist, though. We'll have to see if we can make that inclusion feel a little less bad as we move through our remaining color lists.

Two Colors

For those of you that might be wondering if this Top 10 pile was going to win any high-powered games of EDH, I'd like to take this moment to say that that will certainly not be the case. At this point, we are solidly looking at a decision between being just another Dragon deck or doubling down on a smorgasbord of various creature types.

Longtime readers know that I am not one to step away from the jank, even if it means we're going to have trouble even keeping up with Precons. Still, we're pretty set when it comes to expensive fliers, so let's go ahead and slim our next creature type down a bit, shall we?

Criteria: Two-color creatures costing less than five mana that could be construed as Slivers and do not have or grant flying. As is tradition, all results are ordered by EDHREC score.

1. Unsettled MarinerUnsettled Mariner
2. Harmonic SliverHarmonic Sliver
3. Necrotic SliverNecrotic Sliver
4. Crystalline SliverCrystalline Sliver
5. Lavabelly SliverLavabelly Sliver
6. Hibernation SliverHibernation Sliver
7. Opaline SliverOpaline Sliver
8. Darkheart SliverDarkheart Sliver
9. Dormant SliverDormant Sliver
10. Firewake SliverFirewake Sliver

Speaking of disparate priorities, we managed to sneak in an ArcadesArcades payoff in the form of Dormant SliverDormant Sliver, along with a ton of protection for all of our "Slivers". Also, that Unsettled MarinerUnsettled Mariner right there gives me an idea for our mono-colored inclusions....

One Color

So, there are two things that our deck absolutely, positively needs more of: Slivers and Dragons. It would also be nice if they weren't expensive, as we have more than enough of that in the three-, four-, and five-color cards. So, let's see what we can do to finish this off!

Criteria: Mono-color Changeling creatures with a mana value of three or less. As is tradition, all results are ordered by EDHREC score.

1. RealmwalkerRealmwalker
2. Changeling OutcastChangeling Outcast
3. Mirror EntityMirror Entity
4. Taurean MaulerTaurean Mauler
5. Masked VandalMasked Vandal
6. Mothdust ChangelingMothdust Changeling
7. Amoeboid ChangelingAmoeboid Changeling
8. Impostor of the Sixth PrideImpostor of the Sixth Pride
9. Woodland ChangelingWoodland Changeling
10. Guardian GladewalkerGuardian Gladewalker

There's some badly needed utility and killing power hidden here in our Changelings, from RealmwalkerRealmwalker to Mirror EntityMirror Entity to Amoeboid ChangelingAmoeboid Changeling. Combine that with the boosts they'll all get with the likes of The First SliverThe First Sliver (yes, you do cast off of Evolving DoorEvolving Door), Reaper KingReaper King, and The Ur-DragonThe Ur-Dragon, and what you have here is the meat and potatoes of the deck.

Honorable Mentions

So here we are at 51 cards, and we still have a ton of issues. First off, we have a secret commandersecret commander with no way to find it. We also don't know who our commander is. Can we really have a Commander deck with zero ramp, too? Seems sketchy, to say the least.

Let's see what we can do to tackle those with our remaining space.

First, we need to pick a Commander. We want it to solve one of our problems here, whether it be ramp or finding Evolving DoorEvolving Door. Let's construct a list of all the five-color commanders that do either of those things!

Top 10 Five-Color Commanders That Can Find Evolving Door

1. The First SliverThe First Sliver

Alright, so there's one, and it's a stretch, and it's already in our 99. Hm. Let's take a look at the other option, then.

Top 10 Five-Color Commanders That Ramp

1. Morophon, the BoundlessMorophon, the Boundless
2. The Ur-DragonThe Ur-Dragon
3. Ramos, Dragon EngineRamos, Dragon Engine
4. Jegantha, the WellspringJegantha, the Wellspring
5. Jodah, Archmage EternalJodah, Archmage Eternal
6. Garth One-EyeGarth One-Eye
7. Codie, Vociferous CodexCodie, Vociferous Codex (technically)
8. Horde of NotionsHorde of Notions
9. Esika, God of the TreeEsika, God of the Tree
10. Surgeon General Commander

I've never met a Top 10 more in need of some restrictive criteria, but even bending every possible corner case to fit, we still only ended up with 10 to choose from by including illegal cards.

With that said, there are a few great options in here. Morophon, the BoundlessMorophon, the Boundless can make a ton of our creatures free, and it gets bonuses from every creature-type-lord we play. It also costs seven mana and we have no ramp, though. Ramos, Dragon EngineRamos, Dragon Engine is slightly cheaper at six mana, but would almost immediately get huge and start supplying enough mana to cast our whole deck with the sheer number of multicolored cards we're playing. However, if we're looking to actually use our commander to ramp throughout the game, our real options are probably just The Ur-DragonThe Ur-Dragon, Jegantha, the WellspringJegantha, the Wellspring, and Esika, God of the TreeEsika, God of the Tree. Of the three, the only one that really makes any sense to me is Jegantha. Though Esika is cheaper, we have no synergy with her whatsoever, and as much as The Ur-DragonThe Ur-Dragon will ramp a significant portion of our deck at no cost, it'll also get us targeted right out of the gate and leave us hanging when it comes to the non-Dragon portions.

That just leaves JeganthaJegantha. While five mana is a bit hefty, if we untap with the Elk we're set, and unlike the rest of our deck, Jegantha also has an easily achievable color palette. It might be more boring than Morophon would be, in theory, but it's also more likely to keep us in games, rather than waiting on that seventh land while trying to hide behind a Changeling chump blocker.

That just leaves our final 10 slots to be entirely devoted to finding our true commandertrue commander. Still, we don't want to scare the table with tons of powerful tutors! We're the clunky deck that can't put up a fight, remember. Plus, who wants to spend $800 on a meme deck? Let's find our Door but also keep things from getting too pricey.

Top 10 Evolving Door Tutors Under $5

1. Diabolic TutorDiabolic Tutor
2. Wishclaw TalismanWishclaw Talisman
3. Goblin EngineerGoblin Engineer
4. Whir of InventionWhir of Invention
5. Profane TutorProfane Tutor
6. Rune-Scarred DemonRune-Scarred Demon
7. Sidisi, Undead VizierSidisi, Undead Vizier
8. Varragoth, Bloodsky SireVarragoth, Bloodsky Sire
9. Trophy MageTrophy Mage
10. Magda, Brazen OutlawMagda, Brazen Outlaw

While Goblin EngineerGoblin Engineer and Whir of InventionWhir of Invention leave a lot to be desired in a deck with no other artifacts, they are mitigated somewhat by the picture-perfect inclusion of Magda, Brazen OutlawMagda, Brazen Outlaw. Other superstars for us include Trophy MageTrophy Mage and Sidisi, Undead VizierSidisi, Undead Vizier, who will be more than happy to enter, find Evolving DoorEvolving Door, and then be immediately sacrificed to it. What could be better?

Alrighty! Let's take a look at our 'final' decklist. While I'm tempted to do a Top 10 for all of our lands as well, let's put a pin in that for now and just fill in the slots with basics. No need to overthink it!

And there it is! The clunkiest nonsense ever put together with data. All it needs is a more thorough mana base. Maybe we'll figure that out next week, hmmm?

What Do You Think?

Speaking of just how clunky this mess of a Battlecruiser build is...

Finally, what's your favorite Birthing PodBirthing Pod variant? Have you built any decks around them, and were they based on combos, toolboxes, or hopelessly untethered piles of jank?

Let us know in the comments, and we'll see you at the kitchen table where we only plan on playing one three hour game, and having a good time doing it.

DougY

Doug has been an avid Magic player since Fallen Empires, when his older brother traded him some epic blue Homarids for all of his Islands. As for Commander, he's been playing since 2010, when he started off by making a two-player oriented G/R Land Destruction deck. Nailed it. In his spare time when he's not playing Magic, writing about Magic or doing his day job, he runs a YouTube channel or two, keeps up a College Football Computer Poll, and is attempting to gif every scene of the Star Wars prequels.