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With Commander being more complex and expensive than ever, players are searching for alternatives. As it turns out, some cards, despite being good enough to otherwise include in decks, get too annoying to track and just aren't worth the hassle.
But what happens when we take the mindset of "All these counters, tokens, dungeons, double-faced cards, and other stuff is too much to deal with" and expand it to a whole Commander variant? In other words, is there a version of the format available for people who just want to go to a local bar or restaurant and run some games for fun?
I enjoy playing Magic in public places. It's always great when people walk by and strike up a conversation about how they love to play too, or they know someone who does, or how they've always been interested in learning more about the game. But Commander, which usually requires tons of tokens, dice, sleeves, deck boxes, and expensive cards, isn't exactly the best format to bring out and about to a random location.
The idea of a "bar cube" has been around for at least a few years, and it sounds like this concept is being brought to Commander as well. In this format, decks are specifically designed to be portable, simple, and cheap. After all, out in a bar or restaurant, there's always the risk of cards getting lost or having a drink spilled on them.
What Are "Bar Decks"?
The rules for bar decks are as follows:
- No counters
- No tokens
- No double-faced cards
- No designations that require cards or reminders (The MonarchThe Monarch, The InitiativeThe Initiative, The RingThe Ring, etc.)
- No searching for cards (except maybe basic lands)
- Only cards you don’t mind falling on the floor or having a food/drink touching them
As it turns out, these rules pretty much completely eliminate the hassle of Commander and offer a much-needed RespiteRespite from overly complex board states. These guidelines also set up fun new brewing opportunities.
As someone who absolutely loves building decks of all kinds, the idea of bar decks got my gears turning. Not only do these restrictions reduce the number of potential Commanders from over 2,900 down to around 850, it also forces us to further examine which ones of these will be a good fit for the format.
For example, Obeka, Brute ChronologistObeka, Brute Chronologist is nowhere near as impactful without cards that make token copies of permanents. And Ezuri, Stalker of SpheresEzuri, Stalker of Spheres is pretty much useless without any counters to proliferate.
But which commanders are a good fit for this format?
Small Elf, Big Mana
Belbe decks usually follow a very simple formula: low-cost mass life loss enabler + this commander = mana for big payoff spells. As it turns out, none of this requires counters, tokens, searching libraries, or any special bells or whistles.
Belbe Bar Deck
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
- 1 Belbe, Corrupted ObserverBelbe, Corrupted Observer
Creatures (35)
- 1 Armaggon, Future SharkArmaggon, Future Shark
- 1 Artisan of KozilekArtisan of Kozilek
- 1 Bane of Bala GedBane of Bala Ged
- 1 Bighorner RancherBighorner Rancher
- 1 Bladegriff PrototypeBladegriff Prototype
- 1 Breaker of ArmiesBreaker of Armies
- 1 Breaker of CreationBreaker of Creation
- 1 Deceiver of FormDeceiver of Form
- 1 Dread DefilerDread Defiler
- 1 EndbringerEndbringer
- 1 Garruk's PackleaderGarruk's Packleader
- 1 GigantomancerGigantomancer
- 1 Goreclaw, Terror of Qal SismaGoreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma
- 1 Havoc DemonHavoc Demon
- 1 Loyal SubordinateLoyal Subordinate
- 1 Mardu ShadowspearMardu Shadowspear
- 1 Night Market LookoutNight Market Lookout
- 1 Pathrazer of UlamogPathrazer of Ulamog
- 1 Psychosis CrawlerPsychosis Crawler
- 1 Pulse TrackerPulse Tracker
- 1 Sandstone OracleSandstone Oracle
- 1 Sanguine SyphonerSanguine Syphoner
- 1 Scuttling Doom EngineScuttling Doom Engine
- 1 Shepherd of RotShepherd of Rot
- 1 Shigeki, Jukai VisionaryShigeki, Jukai Visionary
- 1 Siege ZombieSiege Zombie
- 1 Soul of New PhyrexiaSoul of New Phyrexia
- 1 Spearbreaker BehemothSpearbreaker Behemoth
- 1 Steel HellkiteSteel Hellkite
- 1 Survey MechanSurvey Mechan
- 1 Thorn MammothThorn Mammoth
- 1 Thornbow ArcherThornbow Archer
- 1 Ulamog's CrusherUlamog's Crusher
- 1 Vicious ConquistadorVicious Conquistador
- 1 World BreakerWorld Breaker
Instants (3)
- 1 Crushing DisappointmentCrushing Disappointment
- 1 Lifestream's BlessingLifestream's Blessing
- 1 Return of the WildspeakerReturn of the Wildspeaker
Sorceries (8)
- 1 Cabal ConditioningCabal Conditioning
- 1 Damnable PactDamnable Pact
- 1 ExsanguinateExsanguinate
- 1 Gaze of GraniteGaze of Granite
- 1 Profane CommandProfane Command
- 1 Risky ShortcutRisky Shortcut
- 1 Selective ObliterationSelective Obliteration
- 1 Vicious RumorsVicious Rumors
Artifacts (13)
- 1 Dreamstone HedronDreamstone Hedron
- 1 DrossclawDrossclaw
- 1 FireshriekerFireshrieker
- 1 Gilded LotusGilded Lotus
- 1 Golgari SignetGolgari Signet
- 1 Hedron ArchiveHedron Archive
- 1 Hedron MatrixHedron Matrix
- 1 Mind StoneMind Stone
- 1 Sinister MonolithSinister Monolith
- 1 Staff of NinStaff of Nin
- 1 Sword of VengeanceSword of Vengeance
- 1 The Dominion BraceletThe Dominion Bracelet
- 1 Tower of FortunesTower of Fortunes
Enchantments (2)
- 1 Garruk's UprisingGarruk's Uprising
- 1 Retreat to HagraRetreat to Hagra
Lands (38)
- 1 Bonders' EnclaveBonders' Enclave
- 1 Buried RuinBuried Ruin
- 1 Command TowerCommand Tower
- 1 Exotic OrchardExotic Orchard
- 13 ForestForest
- 1 Llanowar WastesLlanowar Wastes
- 1 Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
- 1 Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1 Sea Gate WreckageSea Gate Wreckage
- 15 SwampSwamp
- 1 Twilight MireTwilight Mire
- 1 Woodland CemeteryWoodland Cemetery
Flying Fish
Next up is a fun "build around me" commander that pairs a high density of Equipment with creatures that benefit from having flying and haste. No frills needed, just put weapons on your team and attack!
Dalakos Bar Deck
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
- 1 Dalakos, Crafter of WondersDalakos, Crafter of Wonders
Creatures (31)
- 1 Acquisition OctopusAcquisition Octopus
- 1 Akal Pakal, First Among EqualsAkal Pakal, First Among Equals
- 1 April, Reporter of the WeirdApril, Reporter of the Weird
- 1 Armory AutomatonArmory Automaton
- 1 Bladegraft AspirantBladegraft Aspirant
- 1 Champion of the FlameChampion of the Flame
- 1 Covert TechnicianCovert Technician
- 1 Crackdown ConstructCrackdown Construct
- 1 Deepfathom SkulkerDeepfathom Skulker
- 1 Don & Raph, Hard ScienceDon & Raph, Hard Science
- 1 Enthusiastic MechanautEnthusiastic Mechanaut
- 1 Fear of Failed TestsFear of Failed Tests
- 1 Freya CrescentFreya Crescent
- 1 Gilgamesh, Master-at-ArmsGilgamesh, Master-at-Arms
- 1 Grenzo's RuffiansGrenzo's Ruffians
- 1 Hammerfist GiantHammerfist Giant
- 1 Horned Loch-Whale // Lagoon BreachHorned Loch-Whale // Lagoon Breach
- 1 Kazuul's Toll CollectorKazuul's Toll Collector
- 1 Mm'menon, the Right HandMm'menon, the Right Hand
- 1 Prophetic FlamespeakerProphetic Flamespeaker
- 1 Quicksmith RebelQuicksmith Rebel
- 1 Quicksmith SpyQuicksmith Spy
- 1 Raubahn, Bull of Ala MhigoRaubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo
- 1 Reckless FireweaverReckless Fireweaver
- 1 Shao JunShao Jun
- 1 Shimmer DragonShimmer Dragon
- 1 Traxos, Scourge of KroogTraxos, Scourge of Kroog
- 1 Two-Headed Hunter // Twice the RageTwo-Headed Hunter // Twice the Rage
- 1 Unctus, Grand MetatectUnctus, Grand Metatect
- 1 Vedalken EngineerVedalken Engineer
- 1 Vedalken HumiliatorVedalken Humiliator
Instants (6)
- 1 AbradeAbrade
- 1 Chaos WarpChaos Warp
- 1 GiantfallGiantfall
- 1 MagmaquakeMagmaquake
- 1 Reality ShiftReality Shift
- 1 Rebel SalvoRebel Salvo
Sorceries (1)
- 1 EarthquakeEarthquake
Artifacts (22)
- 1 Assassin GauntletAssassin Gauntlet
- 1 Bearded AxeBearded Axe
- 1 Bespoke BōBespoke Bō
- 1 BonesplitterBonesplitter
- 1 Brotherhood VertibirdBrotherhood Vertibird
- 1 Darksteel AxeDarksteel Axe
- 1 FireshriekerFireshrieker
- 1 Forebear's BladeForebear's Blade
- 1 Goggles of NightGoggles of Night
- 1 Golem-Skin GauntletsGolem-Skin Gauntlets
- 1 Hard-Won JitteHard-Won Jitte
- 1 Hero's BladeHero's Blade
- 1 Illvoi Light JammerIllvoi Light Jammer
- 1 Mask of MemoryMask of Memory
- 1 Masterwork of IngenuityMasterwork of Ingenuity
- 1 Moonsnare PrototypeMoonsnare Prototype
- 1 Mystery KeyMystery Key
- 1 Rogue's GlovesRogue's Gloves
- 1 Skyblinder StaffSkyblinder Staff
- 1 The IrencragThe Irencrag
- 1 Thran Power SuitThran Power Suit
- 1 Wrecking Ball ArmWrecking Ball Arm
Enchantments (1)
- 1 Ghirapur Aether GridGhirapur Aether Grid
Lands (38)
- 1 Buried RuinBuried Ruin
- 1 Cascade BluffsCascade Bluffs
- 1 Command TowerCommand Tower
- 1 Daily Bugle BuildingDaily Bugle Building
- 1 Desolate LighthouseDesolate Lighthouse
- 1 Exotic OrchardExotic Orchard
- 1 Frostboil SnarlFrostboil Snarl
- 12 IslandIsland
- 12 MountainMountain
- 1 Restless SpireRestless Spire
- 1 Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1 Shivan ReefShivan Reef
- 1 Silverbluff BridgeSilverbluff Bridge
- 1 Sulfur FallsSulfur Falls
- 1 Temple of EpiphanyTemple of Epiphany
- 1 Wandering FumaroleWandering Fumarole
Peak Gruul
What's a better fit for a simplicity-first format than an commander that takes noncreature spells out of the equation entirely?
Nikya Bar Deck
View on ArchidektCommander (1)
- 1 Nikya of the Old WaysNikya of the Old Ways
Creatures (61)
- 1 Acidic SlimeAcidic Slime
- 1 Aggressive MammothAggressive Mammoth
- 1 Angrath's MaraudersAngrath's Marauders
- 1 Annoyed AltisaurAnnoyed Altisaur
- 1 Arashi, the Sky AsunderArashi, the Sky Asunder
- 1 Arbor ElfArbor Elf
- 1 Augur of AutumnAugur of Autumn
- 1 Battle MammothBattle Mammoth
- 1 Borborygmos EnragedBorborygmos Enraged
- 1 Boundary Lands RangerBoundary Lands Ranger
- 1 Clifftop LookoutClifftop Lookout
- 1 Combustible GearhulkCombustible Gearhulk
- 1 Combustion ManCombustion Man
- 1 Conclave NaturalistsConclave Naturalists
- 1 Druid of PurificationDruid of Purification
- 1 DrumhunterDrumhunter
- 1 Elvish RejuvenatorElvish Rejuvenator
- 1 End-Raze ForerunnersEnd-Raze Forerunners
- 1 Garruk's HordeGarruk's Horde
- 1 Garruk's PackleaderGarruk's Packleader
- 1 Ghor-Clan RampagerGhor-Clan Rampager
- 1 GlorybringerGlorybringer
- 1 Gruul RagebeastGruul Ragebeast
- 1 Hoard-Smelter DragonHoard-Smelter Dragon
- 1 Ilysian CaryatidIlysian Caryatid
- 1 Insidious FungusInsidious Fungus
- 1 Jiwari, the Earth AflameJiwari, the Earth Aflame
- 1 LavaleaperLavaleaper
- 1 Leafkin DruidLeafkin Druid
- 1 Magmatic ForceMagmatic Force
- 1 Meteor GolemMeteor Golem
- 1 Molder SlugMolder Slug
- 1 Moldgraf MonstrosityMoldgraf Monstrosity
- 1 Mordant DragonMordant Dragon
- 1 Muerra, Trash TacticianMuerra, Trash Tactician
- 1 Nullhide FeroxNullhide Ferox
- 1 Nullmage ShepherdNullmage Shepherd
- 1 Pelakka WurmPelakka Wurm
- 1 Pyrewild ShamanPyrewild Shaman
- 1 Rampaging War MammothRampaging War Mammoth
- 1 Rhino, Barreling BruteRhino, Barreling Brute
- 1 RubblehulkRubblehulk
- 1 Ruric Thar, the UnbowedRuric Thar, the Unbowed
- 1 Shigeki, Jukai VisionaryShigeki, Jukai Visionary
- 1 Skarrg GoliathSkarrg Goliath
- 1 Soul of ShandalarSoul of Shandalar
- 1 Stalking VengeanceStalking Vengeance
- 1 Stone-Seeder HierophantStone-Seeder Hierophant
- 1 Surrak, Elusive HunterSurrak, Elusive Hunter
- 1 Thorn MammothThorn Mammoth
- 1 Trailtracker ScoutTrailtracker Scout
- 1 Tyrant of Kher RidgesTyrant of Kher Ridges
- 1 Ulvenwald ObserverUlvenwald Observer
- 1 UrsapineUrsapine
- 1 Verdant Sun's AvatarVerdant Sun's Avatar
- 1 Vizier of the MenagerieVizier of the Menagerie
- 1 Voyaging SatyrVoyaging Satyr
- 1 Webstrike EliteWebstrike Elite
- 1 Wrecking OgreWrecking Ogre
- 1 Zealous ConscriptsZealous Conscripts
- 1 Zhur-Taa DruidZhur-Taa Druid
Lands (38)
- 1 Bonders' EnclaveBonders' Enclave
- 1 Cinder GladeCinder Glade
- 1 Command TowerCommand Tower
- 1 Exotic OrchardExotic Orchard
- 16 ForestForest
- 1 Game TrailGame Trail
- 1 Karplusan ForestKarplusan Forest
- 1 Kessig Wolf RunKessig Wolf Run
- 1 Mosswort BridgeMosswort Bridge
- 9 MountainMountain
- 1 Restless RidgelineRestless Ridgeline
- 1 Rogue's PassageRogue's Passage
- 1 Rootbound CragRootbound Crag
- 1 Scavenger GroundsScavenger Grounds
- 1 Sheltered ThicketSheltered Thicket
More Bar Commander Ideas
Here are some more commanders that look ripe for bar deck brewing.
Monocolored
- Beatrix, Loyal GeneralBeatrix, Loyal General
- Callaphe, Beloved of the SeaCallaphe, Beloved of the Sea
- Mistform UltimusMistform Ultimus
- Alpharael, StonechosenAlpharael, Stonechosen
- Asmodeus the ArchfiendAsmodeus the Archfiend
- Gilgamesh, Master-at-ArmsGilgamesh, Master-at-Arms
Two Colors
- Bruna, Light of AlabasterBruna, Light of Alabaster
- Black Waltz No. 3Black Waltz No. 3
- General Marhault ElsdragonGeneral Marhault Elsdragon
- Wylie Duke, Atiin HeroWylie Duke, Atiin Hero
- Elenda, Saint of DuskElenda, Saint of Dusk
- Sanar, Innovative First-YearSanar, Innovative First-Year
Three Colors
- Eriette, the BeguilerEriette, the Beguiler
- Obeka, Splitter of SecondsObeka, Splitter of Seconds
- Mr. Orfeo, the BoulderMr. Orfeo, the Boulder
- Annie Flash, the VeteranAnnie Flash, the Veteran
- Mr. FoxgloveMr. Foxglove
- Teval, Arbiter of VirtueTeval, Arbiter of Virtue
Wrapping Up
Do you have any Commander decks already built with a "no hassle" mindset? Are there any other commanders you think would be fun to start brewing around for this format? Let us know in the comments.
Thanks for reading, and see you next time.
Ezra Sassaman
Based in Maine, Ezra started playing Magic around when Ravnica: City of Guilds came out and hasn't looked back since! Besides Commander, he enjoys any format where you can look across the whole history of the game, so Cube drafting has a special place in his heart!
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